Angelina Jolie Hits Back At Chelsea Handler

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 14 March 2013

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Chelsea Handler without lipstick and eye shadow looks a lot like Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona.

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie said that she had never heard of Chelsea Handler until she was made aware of the hate-filled, vile comments that the talk show host directed at her.

Handler had remarked that Jolie acts as if she is Buckingham Palace royalty.

She pointed out that Angelina's lips look as if she'd had a serving of Tapioca Pudding injected into each lip.

When those comments got back to Jolie, her first response was "Who the hell is Chelsea Handler? - I've never heard of her."

After being shown photos and told who Handler was, the soon-to-be Mrs. Brad Pitt said that she can see an obvious resemblance between Handler and Arizona Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer.

Angie said that CH is about as attractive as the Okefenokee Swamp and she possesses all the charm of a knee scab.

SIDENOTE: Dennis Rodman recently told David Letterman that he does not care for Chelsea Handler at all and admitted that he would rather kiss Governor Brewer on the elbow than to kiss Chelsea on the lips.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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