Jennifer Lopez To Dump One Boy Toy For Another Boy Toy

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Tuesday, 4 June 2013

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PENSACOLA, Florida - Jennifer Lopez recently performed a sold out concert at The Orange Seed Auditorium in Pensacola.

During the super charged concert, J.Lo sang a song with the very popular Cuban-American singer Armando Perez, better known as Pit Bull.

The crowd went crazy as the two Latin sensations sang, gyrated, and did a lambada-inspired, sensuously erotic salsa dance.

Everyone could see that there were sparks flying from both J.Lo, 44, and Pit Bull, 32.

According to Music Moments Magazine, Jennifer's boy toy boyfriend Casper Smart, 26, sat backstage in Jen's dressing room watching the concert on a closed circuit monitor while eating some Dora The Explorer Cookies.

An assistant to J.Lo told Calcutta Cotton with 3M that Smart was furious at the way that Lopez and Pit Bull were carrying on touching each other in a highly erotic way.

He especially became very upset when he saw Pit Bull grab both of Jennifer's boobs and pretend that they were bongo drums.

It is no secret that there has been some rough sailing of late in the Lopez-Smart relationship.

An unnamed source said that J.Lo is tired of being with a boy who is 18 years younger than her and she is seriously thinking of ending their May-December relationship.

The source revealed that Lopez is absolutely smitten with Pit Bull and has even said that she wants to make lots and lots of music with him...figuratively and literally.

In Other News. X-Factor's Simon Cowell has denied the rumor that he has a tattoo with girlfriend Carmen Electra's initials tattooed on his tonsils.

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