Long Island DA swoops on solicitation bottom feeders
Long Island - "Luckily nobody resident in Lily Pond Lane is on the solicitation roll call of shame," an East Hampton pool man commented, "but come August when the Clintons are vacationing here again, maybe the DA will get lucky a second time round."...
Read full story"I've been ill too" announces old actor Michael Douglas
Grizzled former star Michael Douglas is the latest actor to jump on the celebrity illness bandwagon. Following Angelina Jolie's revelations, a host of stars have shamelessly been using their illnesses for extra publicity. Douglas, 68, recently...
Read full storyCatholic Hospital in Cincinnati Insists All Its Unmarried Female Employees Convert to Catholicism and Take a Virginity Pledge
CINCINNATI-The St. Mary of Perpetual Virginity Hospital, part of the larger Renunciation of the Blessed Virgin Mary Hospital system in Cincinnati, OH, has issued a proclamation that all of its unmarried female employees hired after July 1 must, as a...
Read full storyEd Miliband: "I will ban heterosexual sex"
Labour leader Ed Miliband has pledged to ban heterosexual sex if he wins the next general Election. "Heterosexual sex," claims Miliband, "is responsible for the population explosion and the resultant consequences are mass unemployment, famine and...
Read full storyMukluks and Flip Flops at the NHL Finals
We accept the fact that, when your hometown team is knocked out of the playoffs, the season is generally over. This is never truer than for basketball and hockey. By the time the midnight sun rises, you start to hum the old refrain, "Wait till nex...
Read full storyCameron trying to create events to hide behind
Prime Minister David Cameron is desperate to find more big news stories to hide scandals from the public. The latest round of scandals including Lords taking payments from lobbying firms and the collapse of A&E services due directly to his fla...
Read full storyThe Miami Heat Beat The Indiana Pacers - LeBron James Says The Curse of The Louisiana Voodoo Woman Worked
MIAMI - The Indiana Pacers and the Miami Heat ended up having to settle things in game seven of their NBA Eastern Conference Championship game. And when the final buzzer sounded the Heat had won the decisive game 99-76. Heat players Dwyane Wade...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Says She Has No Idea How The Bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila Ended Up Underneath Her Rehab Clinic Bed
LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic state that Lindsay Lohan is bored and she wants to be let out early due to the fact that she has been a model patient but mostly because she is a famous, nationally known movie sta...
Read full storyJennifer Lopez To Dump One Boy Toy For Another Boy Toy
PENSACOLA, Florida - Jennifer Lopez recently performed a sold out concert at The Orange Seed Auditorium in Pensacola. During the super charged concert, J.Lo sang a song with the very popular Cuban-American singer Armando Perez, better known as Pit...
Read full storyIndiana Pacers Center Roy Hibbert Hit With A $75,000 Fine For His Clay Aiken Gay Slur
INDIANA - Roy Hibbert stated that he does not care about the $75,000 fine since he makes $13.6 million a year. The 7-foot-2-inch tall center for the Indiana Pacers made his out-of-line comment during a post-game interview with the sports media.
Read full storyKim Kardashian and Her Boyfriend Kanye West Announce The Name of Their Baby Girl
BEVERLY HILLS - One of the most photographed couples on the Left Coast, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, were seen shopping for baby clothes at a fashionable and expensive as hell baby store on the infamous Rodeo Drive. Kim, who according to Kanye,...
Read full storyCharles Barkley Wins $2.3 Million on The Heat-Pacers Championship Game
MIAMI - Charles Barkley AKA The Fat Bro was grinning from ear-to-ear as he bet on the Miami Heat to defeat the Indiana Pacers in the decisive game 7 of the best of 7 Eastern Conference Championship. The Heat had no trouble disposing of the Pacers...
Read full storyGeorge Clooney and Madonna To Star In The Sexually Erotic Romantic-Spy Thriller, The Raging Hormones
LOS ANGELES - Word flowing out of LaLaLand is that production on the romantic-spy thriller The Raging Hormones will begin within the week. George Clooney and Madonna will star in the Sheboygan Saddlewood epic which is based on a true story. Clo...
Read full storyCheryl Cole Thinks Donald Trump's Hair Is Positively Disgusting!
LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole flew to L.A. to visit her old friend Cat Deeley, who is the host of the dancing show, So You Think You Can Dance. Cole was interviewed at LAX by Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole. She asked the Brit singer if she...
Read full storyIRS preparing rules to mandate weekly WAL*MART shopping list
Washington DC - Ms. Inelay Ancerday, spokeswoman for the IRS, told TheSpoof.com today that in addition to taxpayers K, L, and M having to purchase $20,000.00 of health insurance from the approved cartel, all families of one or more people will be req...
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