Enron jailbird Jeff Skilling 'out on parole by July 4th'
Texas - The convicted Enron fraudster's 24 year jail term has just been cut to 14 which, according to Dallas legal sources, with seven years of relatively good behavior already served, leaves the parole floodgates wide open at last. "Skilling coul...
Read full storyIsrael Forces Palestinians In The Occupied Territories To Wear Yellow Star Of David
Israel, in its constant repression and controlling of the Palestinians living in the areas of the West Bank and Gaza that they keep a tight control over, have started forcing Palestinians to wear a yellow cloth Star Of David on their clothing so that...
Read full storyBarack "I Had a Dream" Obama Busted to Corporal
A new whistleblower emerged today with details of a secret court investigation and trial of President Barack Obama. The whistleblower, a court reporter at the secret trial, has been identified as Mr. Edward Hoedown. According to the CIA Mr. Hoedow...
Read full storySubways of the World
In an altruistic campaign to promote diversity within multi-culturalism, The Spoof has launched a massive endeavor to educate ethnocentric Americans as to how well they have it as compared to other so-called developed (but, by American standards, woefully inadequate) countries. This particular article considers subways of the world. American Subways (the Best) American subways put those of o...
Read full storyCompany Mascots: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
The United States is "a land of children," Europeans contend, which is evident in "thousands of ways," one of which is its people's adolescent fondness for mascots. Every organization worthy of the name has a mascot: schools, fire departments, police precincts, the Boy Scouts, the Girl Scouts, the military services, and, of course, businesses. In fact, there are several businesses whose business i...
Read full storyQueen dumps deep fat fryer oil into Thames at Windsor
Berks - "This time she's really had her chips," an Environment Agency inspector said today as a clean-up of the River Thames began following the dumping of millions of gallons of crude chip oil from Windsor Castle kitchens. Hundred of swans, ducks...
Read full storyFacebook helps cops find their lost puppy
There was a gloomy scenario in the Vanrai, Goregaon Police Station, Mumbai, as an puppy adopted by cops there in was lost and couldn't be traced for good three weeks. Cops after a lot efforts and thorough sourcing couldn't reunite with their beloved...
Read full storyBig Bird and the gang trying to move on
8 months ago Mitt Romney attacked Big Bird in an attempt to become president. Mr. Bird is still feeling the effects today. "I cant stop thinking of it" said Mr. Bird. "He really fu-ked up my life man! The government has taken it's money away and...
Read full storyPresident Obama Says He May Consider Hiring Paula Deen As A White House Cook
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama says that he was shocked to hear that the televison cooking woman, Paula Deen has been fired by the Food Network for using the dreaded "N" word. The president said that he has met Miss Paula on several occasions...
Read full storyJustin Bieber's Manager Says The Biebs Is Going To Pot!
BOISE, Idaho - Justin Bieber's concert performance at The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise was less than stellar according to Chipper Caruso with Cowbell Notes Music Magazine. Caruso said that halfway through Bieber's performance of his hit song "Bo...
Read full storyDolly Parton To Star In The Film, Oops! - The Paula Deen Story
LOS ANGELES - Miramix Pictures in association with Tri-Moon Productions has just announced that filming on the new Charleen Belle Pinnzucker movie Oops! - The Paula Deen Story will begin within the week. One of the South's most popular singers Dol...
Read full storyTaylor Swift Devastated Over Her Latest T-Shirt
NEW YORK CITY - Taylor Swift and 130 of her fans are really upset at the slogan on the just released T-shirt which reads: Taylor Swift Only Has Boyfriends So That She Can Then Write Songs About Them. Fiona Susie McSizzle, a spokesperson for the co...
Read full storyBob Dylan and The Rolling Stones To Record An Album Together
NEW YORK CITY - The legendary 60's folk music icon Bob Dylan has just announced that he will be recording an album with legendary 60's rock and roll icon band The Rolling Stones. Dylan spoke with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine and said...
Read full storyNew England Patriots Player Aaron Hernandez Could End Up Playing Football In Prison
NORTH ATTLEBORO, Massachusetts - It appears that New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez has just found himself in a great big 44-gallon drum of hot water. Police have issued an arrest warrant for #81 on three different grounds. Hernandez i...
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