Justin Bieber's Manager Says The Biebs Is Going To Pot!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 22 June 2013

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Justin has told his mom that when he grows up he wants to be just like Willie Nelson. (Photo taken by Mr. X).

BOISE, Idaho - Justin Bieber's concert performance at The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise was less than stellar according to Chipper Caruso with Cowbell Notes Music Magazine.

Caruso said that halfway through Bieber's performance of his hit song "Boyfriend" he forgot the words.

The line in the song where he sings "Chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue" came out as "Gigglin' by the washer while we drinkin' some Beer."

Beverly Hills stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue was in the second row and he said that he could not believe his ears when Justy messed up the lyrics.

Bieber's manager Scotter Braun says that he blames it all on beer, Hostess Twinkies, and pot.

Braun recently talked to Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight and he told her that he has advised Justin that he needs to get out of the fast lane and drive on two-lane country back roads.

Scotter Braun confessed that he is afraid that if Justin does not heed his warning and do it soon he will end up like Lindsay Lohan or even worse, he could end up like the overly tattooed carnival sideshow freak Chris "The Birdman" Andersen of The Miami Heat.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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