Written by rfreed

Saturday, 22 June 2013

Israel, in its constant repression and controlling of the Palestinians living in the areas of the West Bank and Gaza that they keep a tight control over, have started forcing Palestinians to wear a yellow cloth Star Of David on their clothing so that they are easier to identify in public.

Critics have stated that this action is reminiscent of the Nazi's forcing the Jews in Germany during World War II to also wear a star of David to identify themselves, to which Israeli authorities have replied "Nah, we just do it to humiliate them and to make them a better target for ridicule and abuse. Any correlation between this action and the horrible things that the Germans did to us during the Holocaust is purely Palestinian propaganda.".

The same authorities also denied that their troops do not do night raids into Palestinian villages, arrest children, shoot peaceful protestors, beat and torture captives they have arrested, fence whole villages into concentration camp-like areas or wage a constant propaganda campaign against their Arabic neighbors in an effort to keep them subjugated. On a separate issue they also insisted that the moon is made out of green cheese.

There are also plans amongst Israeli politicians and military personnel about tattooing the wrists of all Palestinians living in the occupied zones and officially renaming the areas 'ghettos' or perhaps 'ethnic cleaning holding areas'.

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