Obama administration compared to Titanic
WHITEWASHington, DC - Under the Obama administration, the ship of state has been likened to the Titanic, and, critics contend, the scandals that have rocked the ship are "just the tip of the iceberg." "If I didn't know better," a bemused Geor...
Read full storyHillary Clinton appears nude; admiring fan fired
NEW YAWK, NEW YAWK - Failed presidential candidate and controversial former secretary of state, Hillary Clinton recently had an employee of Bare It All Glamor Shots fired for having had the "temerity to photograph" her while she was naked. The emp...
Read full storyJennifer Love Hewitt to marry unintended intended
HURRAH FOR HOLLYWOOD, CA - Now that she is pregnant, Jennifer Love Hewitt has announced her engagement to the man who impregnated her, Brian Hallisay. He has been her "intended" all along, Hewitt said, taking issue with critics' statement that Hallis...
Read full storyTaco Bell adds new "secret ingredient" to its fast food fare
TACO BELL, USA - Thanks to Facebook and Twitter, we may never want to order another taco again. In a "disgusting photo," a Taco Bell employee is shown adding a "secret ingredient" to the fast-food franchise's menu by licking a large stack of taco she...
Read full storyObama administration using "secert email accounts" in bid for "government transparency"
WHITEWASHINGton, DC - The Associated Press (AP) has discovered that President Barack ("Barry") Obummer's, uh, Obama's administration, in the interest of "government transparency," has set up secret offshore email accounts and may be using them to cov...
Read full storyBare-breasted portrait of Michelle Obama not "artsy fartsy"
MADRID, SPAIN - According to Jessica Wakeman, whoever the hell she is, a portrait of Michelle Obama topless is not art; in fact, it is not even "artsy fartsy." The portrait appeared on the cover of the Spanish magazine Clutch, which often shows fema...
Read full storyThe Founding Fathers Featured at the Faith and Freedom Conference
WASHINGTON, D.C.-Several of the Founding Fathers, reanimated through a procedure innovated by Benjamin Franklin, showed up at the Faith and Freedom Coalition Conference to give the audience a piece of their mind (or what was left of it, which was sti...
Read full storyU. S. Army adopts politically correct Approved Reading List
FORT MYER, VA - In an ongoing effort to promote nudism, the U. S. Army has forbidden a soldier from reading books by conservative authors while he is in uniform. Corporal (formerly Master Sergeant) Nathan Sommers, who has served "with honor but w...
Read full storyPresident Obama to media: "We're coming after you!"
WASHINGTON, DC - In an off-the-record press conference, President Barak Obama, in the interest of "government transparency," made a startling announcement. "We're coming after you!" he warned the American media. Although he wouldn't name the names...
Read full storyHillary Clinton allegedly operated whorehouse
WHITEWASHINGton, DC - Arch-feminist and champion of women's lib, Hillary Clinton allegedly operated as a madame during her tenure as Secretary of State, operating a house of ill repute for high-ranking members of the president's cabinet. "It is uncer...
Read full storyBill Clinton: Obama a "wuss"
DAMASCUS, SYRIA - During the 2012 presidential election, former president Bill Clinton suppressed his true feelings for his wife's arch rival. To project the appearance of political unity within the Democratic Party, Clinton refrained from criticizin...
Read full storyRupert Murdoch in 'I did not have relations with Blair' shocker
New York - "Guys, there is no DNA-laced cigar or Lewinsky-esque blue dress," a statement on behalf of the NYC-based octogenarian NewsCorpse mogul said today, "either in the back of a closet or at a downtown dry cleaners. "Our client also refutes t...
Read full storyHas George Soros Replaced US Federal Government?
WASHINGTON DC - Some time after the inauguration of President Obama, George Soros began telling people how satisfying it was to buy the entire US Federal Government. Establishing One-Party-Rule in the 2008 Elections may have cost $5.3 Billion, but So...
Read full storyJennifer Aniston Having Second Thoughts About Getting Married
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston is reportedly having second thoughts about getting married to Justin Theroux. The latest issue of Glamboyant Magazine has an article written by Savannah Kettle which conveys the fact that Aniston has had a change...
Read full storyBillionaire Rupert Murdoch Files For Divorce!
NEW YORK CITY - Multi-Billionaire Rupert Murdoch has filed for divorce to rid himself of wife #3 Wendi Deng. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, the 82-year-old mogul reportedly got tired of the fact that his wife Wendi has refused to cook his favor...
Read full storyKaty Perry Reveals Her Catalina Island Love Nest
LOS ANGELES - Katy Perry says that contrary to some of the rumors that have been circulating out of the Left Coast rumor mills she is not planning on getting back together with the jerk known as John Mayer. Katy told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico d...
Read full storyCanada To Sell 80,000 Moose To Cuba
SASKATCHENWAN, Saskatoon - The government of Canada has announced that it has just signed a deal with Cuba to ship 80,000 moose to the island country. Canadian spokesperson Pierre Hors D'oeuvres stated that the moose will be rounded up by furlough...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Kicked Out of The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic
LOS ANGELES - Well as they say the squeaky wheel gets the grease and in this case all of Lindsay Lohan's four wheels were squeaky. According to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo, the executive director and staff at The Henry & Betty...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Crushed As Parents Announce They Are Divorcing
BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus has just learned that her father the country music artist formerly known as Billy Ray Cyrus has just filed for divorce. Billy Ray and his wife Tish, who looks exactly like Miley, have been married for 19 years. Cyrus...
Read full storySo Far It Looks Like Michael Jackson Has Done A Pretty Good Job Faking His Death
Nearly fours years after faking his own death many observers, commentators and journalists are praising the former "King of Pop" for his tenacity and determination in continuing his ruse, with some calling Jackson "the best in the business". "I ca...
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