Billionaire Rupert Murdoch Files For Divorce!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 15 June 2013

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Murdock has said that his wife Wendi can keep their pet cat "Demon."

NEW YORK CITY - Multi-Billionaire Rupert Murdoch has filed for divorce to rid himself of wife #3 Wendi Deng.

According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, the 82-year-old mogul reportedly got tired of the fact that his wife Wendi has refused to cook his favorite meal Fee Fi Fo Fum Foo Foo.

Murdoch said that one of the stipulations when they first married 14 years ago was that Deng would cook him his favorite meal at least twice a week.

He told BPT's Carolina Chipotle that his wife has not cooked Fee Fi Fo Fum Foo Foo since Friday, April 26.

Murdoch also noted that she has not fulfilled her bedroom duties since Valentine's Day of this year.

The octogenarian said that his wife spends most of her day shopping on line for expensive clothes items such as blouses from Belgium, dresses from Denmark, and panties from Portugal.

SIDENOTE: Rupert Murdoch is worth $11.3 billion. He did have his wife sign a prenuptial agreement stating in case the couple divorced she would only be entitled to keep her clothes, shoes, underwear, and makeup plus a grand total of $18,500 cash.

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