Governor declares state of emergency as Yosemite fire threatens weed harvest
California - "It's every stoner's worst nightmare," a California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection worker said today as several thousand acres of medicinal grade Blue Bud marijuana remained under threat of destruction by wildfires raging nor...
Read full storyBoris to close down the Underground.
London Mayor Boris Johnson today released plans to completely close the tube network. It will be replaced by an exclusive underground cycle path. "Look I hate the Tube it's no secret." Johnson told the press "I really want to have it so that there...
Read full storyEx-police chief held in talking and salt case
A retired senior police officer from Gateshead has been arrested on suspicion of stalking, talking and salt. Former Chief Supt Ralph Condiment was held after a man and woman complained of being followed and subjected to a barrage of irrelevant tal...
Read full storyObama Double Underlines Syrian Red Line
With the recent reports of yet another chemical attack by Syrian President Assad's forces on the rebels -- often described by the administration as "his own people," although it is not clear that he sees them that way - the pressure is on the Obama...
Read full storyIllegal Aliens Are Now Crossing The Border Disguised as Jehovah's Witnesses
NOGALES, Arizona - The Arizona sector of the United States Border Patrol has informed the news media that they have recently caught 37 illegal aliens trying to cross the border dressed as Jehovah's Witnesses. Border Patrol spokesperson Wendell Far...
Read full storyLamar Odom's Growing Gallery of Gals
LOS ANGELES - It seems like with each new day, we have another woman come out of the woodwork and say that she has had an affair with Mr. Khloe Kardashian, AKA Lamar Odom, 33. Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors reports that the Los Angeles Clippers bas...
Read full storyRyan Braun of The Milwaukee Brewers Says He Now Recalls Having Taken PED's
MILWAUKEE - Milwaukee Brewers' Ryan Braun who was suspended for 65 games and swore that he never took performance enhancing drugs has just changed his tune. The Brewers outfielder told Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti that he now seems...
Read full storyChicharito Disappointed That Girfriend Cheryl Cole Did Not Get The X-Factor Judges Job
NEW YORK CITY - Soccer star Javier Hernández Balcázar, who is known as Chicharito, flew to New York City to shoot a commercial for Aye Caramba Beer. While in the Big Apple he was interviewed by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. Re...
Read full storyAshton Kutcher Says Demi Moore's Divorce Demands Are Not Acceptable
LOS ANGELES - Ashton Kutcher says that he has aged three years in just the past one year stressing over his pending divorce from his cougar wife Demi Moore. Kutcher says that Moore has made it very clear that she is not going to let him get away w...
Read full storyTalking Robot Launched Into Space Yaks Up A Storm
In theory it sounded great. Build a talking robot (name = Kirobo) to keep a Japanese astronaut company on the International Space Station. Read about it here on BBC News . But onlookers aren't sure things will work out as planned. The problem? K...
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