Lamar Odom's Growing Gallery of Gals

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 24 August 2013

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Bruce Jenner has said that if Lamar paid as much attention to his basketball as he does to his womanizing he could be great.

LOS ANGELES - It seems like with each new day, we have another woman come out of the woodwork and say that she has had an affair with Mr. Khloe Kardashian, AKA Lamar Odom, 33.

Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors reports that the Los Angeles Clippers basketball player was first linked to Petra Piffalino, 27, who said she met him at The Shaped Like A Boot Italian Restaurant in Marina Del Rey.

The latest woman claiming to be the "Other" woman is Rebecca Crystalmist, 29, who first met Lamar at a Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Redondo Beach.

And just before her, Perpetua Wonderfeist, 24, a pole dancer, proclaimed to Regis Philbin on The Viagra View that Lamar wanted for her to have his baby.

She confessed that she had met Khloe's husband at an IHIPHOP Soul Food Restaurant in Cucamonga.

The 6-foot-2-inch tall pole dancer remarked to Philbin that she did not want anything to do with Lamar because she knew he was married, but he managed to sweet talk her by giving her 5 free tickets to an L.A. Clippers game and an autographed headband.

Wonderfeist revealed to Regis that her cousin Tondalaya Jefferson, 21, also did the sis-boom-bah with Odom after the two met at The Flat As A Pancake Pancake House in Pomona where he paid for her breakfast of six pancakes, three eggs, three strips of bacon, and two Papaya Margaritas.

SIDENOTE: Miss Vermicelli with iRumors is reporting that noted divorce attorney Gloria Allred has called up 29-year-old Khloe begging her to hire her once she decides to divorce the man with the wandering weiner.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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