Illegal Aliens Are Now Crossing The Border Disguised as Jehovah's Witnesses

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 24 August 2013

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Three male illegal aliens who managed to cross the border dressed as nuns

NOGALES, Arizona - The Arizona sector of the United States Border Patrol has informed the news media that they have recently caught 37 illegal aliens trying to cross the border dressed as Jehovah's Witnesses.

Border Patrol spokesperson Wendell Farlinschultz, 43, said that the 37 who were caught spoke perfect English and knew the doctrines of the Jehovah's Witnesses extremely well.

He noted that out of the 37, 29 were riding bicycles.

Farlinschultz pointed out that the modern day illegal alien is really getting with the program and learns to speak perfect English on the Internet.

He added that they are also well read on the various U.S. sports such as the NFL, the NBA, MLB, and the NHL.

Several of the illegal immigrants were even singing songs by Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Lady Antebellum, and The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz.

SIDENOTE: The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has stated that the latest border crossing ploy is really working quite well and that for every one illegal alien who gets caught, another ten manage to make it into the U.S. interior.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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