Saudis dumbstruck as weird bra-and-panties cloud formation crosses sky at holy shrine
Saudi Arabia - A huge women's underwear cloud formation has appeared in skies above Makkah, Saudi Arabia sparking frantic paranoia about witchcraft and ectoplasm after locals claimed the apparition had spooked some of the Sheikh's elderly camels.
Read full storyMasterChef Junior Judges Reduce Girl Scout To Tears
The mother of an eight-year-old girl, who was one of 100 junior cooks to make it to the on-camera auditions for the current first season of MasterChef Junior, took to Twitter to announce her child was reduced to tears by the judges. The segment, w...
Read full storyThe Precarious Prelude of the Pugnaciously Preeminent and Predominant Green Bay Packers
Many wonder how it is that a little, forgotten town on the frozen banks of Lake Michigan could become the official first city of football. Most major league football towns are huge mothers like Los Angeles, Chicago, Denver, Atlanta, but the one tiny dollop on the sports map is Green Bay. How so? Let me tell you the story: Once upon a time someone for some strange, mysterious reason a sport was...
Read full storyClimate Change Denier Eaten by Polar Bear
Senator James Sensenbrenner, a long-time senator from Wisconsin and an outspoken denier of global warming, was eaten by a polar bear on Wednesday morning when he went out to pick up his morning newspaper. The polar bear, named Syler, was sitting a...
Read full storyPolice Unearth Gang of Thieves
The Police have discovered a clever way in which thieves can try and fool the authorities. They call it 'Robbing from Dead Bodies'. Two men, known to associate with people of a questionable reputation, were apprehended for the suspected crime.
Read full storyScreenwriter Pitches "FrankenBurgerNado" Script To SyFy Channel
HOLLYWOOD - Skillfully blending recent lab-grown meat advances with universal fears of natural disasters like "SharkNados", noted screenwriter Ike Leber has mailed his latest movie script to the SyFy Channel for consideration. "FrankenBurgerNado"...
Read full storyJohnny Manziel Hires Curious George As Personal Advisor
College Station, TX - Troubled Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel announced today that he has secured the advisory services of Curious George the monkey. Curious George, known as a Zen master within the sports world, will take control of Manziel's...
Read full storyMathematicians fit a square peg in a round hole
Mathematicians at Keswick University have produced a proof that shows how to fit a square peg into a round hole. "Using topological manipulation calculations," said theoretical mathematician, Patience Tested, "we have successfully transmogrified a...
Read full storyStella McCartney unveils the Sochi Winter Olympic range
Stella McCartney has unveiled her new range of winter Olympic clothing for the British athletes taking part in Sochi, and it has sent shock waves through the international community. For the women, all the designs are based around dungarees, whils...
Read full storySuper-size Cadillac XXXTS Initial Impressions
ANN ARBOR, MI - The 2014 Cadillac XXXTS's biggest feature is the use a four-axle chassis utilizing 18 wheels, based very loosely on the XTS. There will be an all-wheel drive version as well. Car And Erection magazine received the 16-ton SUV via MATSON and was delivered in San Francisco by Yong Sheng, a 19,000-ton freighter. The SUV is manufactured in Mexico, shipped to China for final assembly...
Read full storyLeno, Letterman, Fallon and O'Brien to Leave Late-Night if Weiner Loses
NEW YORK, NY - In a rare act of unanimity, late night television hosts, Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jimmy Fallon and Conan Obrien have announced they will step down if Anthony Weiner does not win his bid to become Mayor of New York City, The Greatest...
Read full storyIowa May Legalize Marijuana
DES MOINES - The state of Iowa is seriously considering the legalization of marijuana, or pot as Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and Willie Nelson refer to it. A state senator who did not want his name revealed for safety reasons stated that it is no...
Read full storyLeah Remini Reports Threats From The Church of The Scientific Method
BEVERLY HILLS - Leah Remini, who starred in the hit comedy show King of Queens with Kevin James, has reported a rash of threats from her former church. Remini said that she quit the Church of The Scientific Method because she got tired of having t...
Read full storyLos Angeles Mandates That All Homeless Signs Must Now Be In English and In Spanish
LOS ANGELES - Caving in to strong public opinion Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti has just issue a Mayoral Directive that he says will go into effect at 12:03 a.m. on Thursday, August 22. Mayor Garcetti informed the news media that after receiving...
Read full storyWillie Nelson May Be Moving To Colorado
AUSTIN - Country music icon Willie Nelson recently talked to Buck Yazoo with Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine at The Davy Crockett Barbecue Grill located in the capital of the Third Coast, Austin, Texas. Yazoo asked Willie how he keeps up the concert tourin...
Read full storyLouisiana Considering a Ban on Cruise Ships
NEW ORLEANS - The state of Louisiana is considering a major change in their cruise line policy. Mildred "Millie" Scatterbrick, 46, director of tourism for the Bayou State stated to reporters that in the past two years the cruise line companies hav...
Read full storyCarmen Electra Reveals Why She Broke Up With Simon Cowell
EL SEGUNDO, California - Carmen Electra had just finished her dinner at The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon Diner when she was approached by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors. Miss Electra was asked about the situation that her ex-boyfriend Simon Cowell no...
Read full storyFlorida's Plans For A George Zimmerman Theme Park Fall Through
TALLAHASSEE, Florida - National Focus Magazine is reporting that the heated issue of a George Zimmerman Theme Park has caused quite a hoopla in the Plywood State of Florida. State Senator Claxton F. Malagueña [D-Fort Walton Beach] spearheaded a dr...
Read full storyHeidi Fleiss: From Hollywood Madam To Pahrump Pot Princess
PAHRUMP, Nevada - The notorious Heidi Fleiss is back in the news and this time it is not for money laundering. The woman who became internationally known has gone from being the Hollywood Madam to the Pahrump Pot Princess. Hollywood Innuendo's...
Read full storyHR admits to playing games with resumes
After years of struggling to find a job, seekers are now learning that the entire process is a game played by Human Resource managers throughout the country. "Employees have played 'Biz Lingo Bingo' for years. This is just our version." explains R...
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