Written by Moose

Thursday, 15 August 2013

image for Leno, Letterman, Fallon and O'Brien to Leave Late-Night if Weiner Loses
Anthony's Weiner?

NEW YORK, NY - In a rare act of unanimity, late night television hosts, Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jimmy Fallon and Conan Obrien have announced they will step down if Anthony Weiner does not win his bid to become Mayor of New York City, The Greatest City on The Face Of The Earth.

Late night TV has been dominated by Weiner stories, including the rise of Weiner, the fall of Weiner, Weiner stuffing his package into women's boxes while they slept and Weiner just being Weiner.

All of the hosts agree that late night TV will fail, if Weiner doesn't rise to the occasion.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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