Written by j.w.

Thursday, 8 March 2012


The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Solar Storm Shock
Solar Storm Threat

'Don't panic, because there is nothing you can do!' exclaimed the Government's Chief Scientific Adviser, Charles Gloom 'there is a solar storm coming from space and anyone might be able to hear your telephone conversations as all electric currents will be in jeopardy'.

The fact that the storm has already arrived is clear because I heard the Gloom prediction when I dialled my brother's number.

I called a few of our resident experts on scientific matters and can confirm that a solar storm is already changing all our lives. Those blips on the computer, those mysterious messages about growing your penis around your neck come from outer space!

The disaster that awaits us is that when we turn on the computer we may get any message from anyone. At the moment I am studying top secret messages from someone called Murdoch, who has decided to send projectiles into space with Jeremy Clarkson so he can get a front page story onto Top Gear.

We await further shocking revelations!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more