Thursday, 8 March 2012

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Ambushed? Maybe not.

MYLITTLEPO, NY (CWTSN) -- The ambush of Fat Burgerson, leader of a hate group that promotes religious intolerance, is said to be a fake ambush, according to a proselyte who is a member of the aforementioned group.

"His [Burgerson] bodyguards told some of us to shoot his car while ensuring that he must not be shot. I asked why, but he told me to just do it. I believe this is to divert the media's attention from the hate crimes he committed," added the proselyte, who wishes to remain anonymous.

As reported in High Magic's News, a Pagan and Wiccan weekly newsletter, Burgerson was ambushed last February 29, 2012 along the way to Pythagorean Pyramids, a subdivision where Kemetic (Egyptian) Reconstructionists live. The ambush had rendered his missionary activity as "cancelled."

Police reports first identified the incident as an ambush, but ever since the anonymous proselyte exposed the hate group's anomalies, the investigation was continued further.

An effort has been made to contact Burgerson regarding the incident, but he didn't answer our phone calls.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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