George Clooney Talks Candidly About Girlfriend Stacy Keibler's Perfect 'Pin-Up' Body
HOLLYWOOD - George Clooney and girlfriend Stacy Keibler were recently seen having a great time at The Giggle Giggle Comedy Club in Hollywood. The couple had gone to see a good friend of Clooney's stand up comic Zydeco Dupree. The Louisiana native is also a roving reporter for iRumors so he is well know to most of Tinsel Town's A-List celebrities. After Dupree finished his 21-minute comedy ro...
Read full storyRomney: "If Rick Santorum says he is a person too, I'll take his word for it!"
Mitt Romney released a statement this morning that had politicians, the media, and the general public perplexed. The Associated Press is reporting that the comment came without provocation and the accompanying remarks appeared to be a new low in the...
Read full storyHeston Blooming-Tal Makes A Meal Of It
This year, 2012, is the Queen's Diamond Jubilee year. We asked famous bonkers celebrity chef Heston Blooming-Tal to come up with a recipe to celebrate her Queening anniversary, just like whoever it was who came up with Coronation Chicken in 1952. First Heston considered swan, but the legal department made it clear that there would be complications. Then he thought about lion, and again had to b...
Read full storyScientologists flock to new church
The Church of Scientology is taking a bit of a beating at the moment, what with claims of child forced labor, perverting the course of justice and false imprisonment. Several organizations, including Village Voice and the hacker group Anonymous are...
Read full storySouth American footy mafia infiltrating English game!
South American footy "stars" are being purposely offered to English clubs to implode and corrupt the game. The main perpetrators behind this scandal are the "Bargy Argy Mafia" of course. But not only the Argentinian mafia is responsible for ruinin...
Read full storyKathy Griffin Reveals Why She Turned Down Kobe Bryant's Sexy Overtures
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Fifty-one-year-old Kathy Griffin, the star of My Life on The D List, is certainly one female who has been around the block more than her share of times. The redhead nicknamed the "Red Cougar" recently attended a post Grammy Award...
Read full storyLady Gaga Devastated That She Didn't Even Win One Grammy
BEVERLY HILLS - Lady Gaga went into the infamous Haven of Hair Salon located on the world famous Rodeo Drive to get an estimate on a brand new Ukrainian-inspired hairdo. As she sat in the chair chatting with salon owner FuFi Fondue she appeared to...
Read full storyPierluigi Collina parachuted in for secret FA talks
London - Of course, bagging the top England job would mean the retired Italian refereeing ace having to give up a reported $2 million per annum Japanese TV job advertising frozen takoyaki** products. "But hey, the FA gotta mucha better multi-milli...
Read full storyRichard Dawkins made a fool of by Creationists
Fundamentalist atheist, Richard Dawkins, has been made to look like a fool in a radio broadcast debate with members from the Intelligent Design community. The IDers asked Dawkins to give the full title of Charles Darwin's Origin of the Species. It...
Read full storySmelly feet? There's an app for that
Body odour of any kind is an issue that is just not discussed in polite society. In impolite society, everybody has body odour problems, so nobody notices. For this reason, it's almost impossible for anybody to tell if they have any kind of body-odou...
Read full storyManchester United Boss To Apologise To Kenny Dalglish
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is to say sorry to his Liverpool counterpart Kenny Dalglish after scolding him badly last weekend over his apparent protection of Anfield striker Luis Suarez. Ferguson said after the game at Old Trafford...
Read full storyAdele, Who Just Won Six Grammy Awards, Reveals A Very Intimate Secret About Herself
BEVERLY HILLS - Adele, the 23-year-old singer who was born in Tottenham, England still cannot believe that she won six Grammy Awards at The 54th Annual Grammy Award Show. The British songstress was literally still glowing when she met with Tahiti...
Read full storyJustin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are Overheard Talking About Possibly Eloping
CHATTANOOGA - Selena Gomez had just watched her boyfriend Justin Bieber perform at a sold-out concert at The Ooh La La Convention Center in Chattanooga. After the concert, the couple met backstage with Taffeta Kixx of iRumors. She asked the couple...
Read full storyContrary To Popular Belief, Misery Actually Prefers Its Solitude
PORTLAND-Misery loves its company, it's the age-old cliché. It also happens to be the age-old lie, according to Misery. "What most people don't seem to realize," it said, "is that most of the time, I prefer to just ruin one person's life at a tim...
Read full storyNYC Fashion Week Extended, Will Include Show for Kindles and iPads
For once, the two gadgets see eye-to-eye. Ida iPad (the head of the Apple iPad labor union) and Katie Kindle (the head of the Amazon Kindle labor union) totally agree. There's a fantastic, but neglected, market out there to deal with the latest fas...
Read full storyKim Kardashian Denies The Scandalous Rumors About Her, Russell Brand, and Third Base
VENICE BEACH - Kim Kardashian says that lately it seems like she is having to spend more time denying rumors than taking care of her many business ventures. Kim recently made International headlines when she divorced her professional NBA basketbal...
Read full storyTiny lizards attacking matches in Madagascar
Madagascar (Rooterz) - Shocking news from Madagascar, the country that's named after the Guns N' Roses song of the same name, all over the country matches are being attacked by tiny lizards. Prof. Bliught Woilido, proffesser of Lizardry at Togwart...
Read full storyBest Ponytail for People With Sociophobia Disorders
Cambridge, Massachusetts - America's top hairologists at Harvard University have at last concluded their study of the best-rated hairstyles for people who suffer from Sociophobia. Studies find that about 13% of the US population suffers from some so...
Read full storyFri 17th Feb: Pedestrian Traffic Warnings Nottingham
General: Expect the usual delays on Mansfield Road, Parliament Street, Long Row, Bridlesmith Gate, Fletcher Gate, and Friar Lane, South Parade, Derby Road, Beast Market Hill, King Street, Long Row, and all points south of the City Centre, with Big Issue Sellers interrupting pedestrian flow. Be aware that new immigrant Big Issue Sellers are expected to cause pedestrians problems on and around t...
Read full storyYou're Older Than You've Ever Been
I'm feeling old lately. Not the kind of old Bill Cosby used to schlep about in his stand-up routine, lamenting the inevitable forgetfulness that comes with age, like the panic you feel when you've forgotten who you're calling before the intended party has answered the phone. It's more an ever-growing sense that there is a chasm that's widening between myself and the past. It first hit me while lis...
Read full storyNew Findings in Canada About Who Discovered America
Newfoundland Nova Scotia: A group of US archeological students on a field trip to Canada recently visited St. Anthony, where the ruins of a small Viking village were discovered in 1960 by Norwegian archaeologists. The site is believed to be the first...
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