Kenyan MP's get luxury chairs paid for by charity!
Kenya's new, refurbished parliament and the MP's that sit in there have been rewarded for their outstanding, dedicated work to mankind with new chairs worth $3000 dollars, per bum! The chairs are actually worth more than the average Kenyan coffee pic...
Read full storyNASA Scientists Report 2 Astounding Discoveries By The Mars Rover Curiosity
HOUSTON - NASA launched the Mars Rover Curiosity on November 26, 2011, and on August 6, 2012, it landed on Mars in the middle of Aeolis Palus, which is a subdivision of Aeolis Acres, formerly known as Mount Sharp Estates. The Mars Science Laborato...
Read full storyThe Dallas Cowboys To Sign Olympic Champion Usain Bolt, The Fastest Man In The World
DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is so happy he was actually seen doing somersaults by several members of his Cowboy Stadium cleaning staff. Jones, who eats, sleeps, and drinks Cowboy blue spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated...
Read full storyG4S lose fifteen Cameroon Athletes
G4S have admitted that they do not know the current whereabouts of fifteen of the Cameroon Olympic Squad. "It's quite embarrassing," said Dave Loanshark, manager of the G4S Athlete Protection Division. "We thought we had them all nice and neat in...
Read full storyNow we see you...now we don't
It has been suggested that to banish the "white van man" as being loutish, road-hogging, ignorant, bad drivers, etc., etc.,etc.,etc., the motor industry have come up with a way to try and hide that white van stigma. How? Well the University of Bof...
Read full storyMunchkins Look to the Skies for Relief from Bobby Valentine
If you heard any talk-master on Boston radio this week, you know that the medical and managerial condition of Bobby Valentine is grave. The media has been licking its chops, anticipating the gravy. The Sox manager surely has dyspepsia and sever...
Read full storyTom Brady May Replace Josh Beckett as a Red Sox Starter
Is there a House doctor for the New England Patriots? Tom Brady is looking for what the doctor prescribes. New England Patriots star quarterback Tom Brady has his own QB coach, which is no surprise in the NFL. However, the Patriots have gone...
Read full storyFlow of Guns to Mexico Leaves Too Few Guns for U. S. Carnage
Gun enthusiasts say the millions of guns that flow across the border illegally for use by drug cartels in their war against the Mexican government must stop if mass killers in the U.S. are to reach the success level they're capable of. "Right now...
Read full storyCreationism exam has record pass rate
Creationists are crowing that their faith based schools have the highest exam pass rate of any school in the world, with all of their pupils attaining the maximum one hundred percent in all of their papers, including science. "This is a true examp...
Read full storyTeam USA Disappointed With Olympic Medal Haul
The USA Olympic Team has expressed disappointment in its medal haul at the London 2012 Games. Team USA manager, Barry Obamama, said "It's not the number of gold medals we won that bothers us, it's more about the events we did not do so well in." H...
Read full storyAfghan Olympic 100m 'Sprinter' Finishes Race The Day After She Started It
Afghan Olympic 'sprinter' Tahmina Kohistani, the woman who has been dubbed "the slowest runner of all time", crossed the finish line of her 100m race yesterday, the day after she first ambled out of the starting blocks. Kohistani, roared on by the...
Read full storyDonald Trump Is Not Happy With Mitt Romney
MANHATTAN - Donald Trump is back on the proverbial political warpath. And this time the Trumpster says that if things don't change in the Romney presidential campaign he may just end up voting for the Peace and Freedom Party candidate Roseanne Barr.
Read full storyRoseanne Barr Running For President
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Roseanne Barr had just finished her last stand up comedy routine at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club when she sat down with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine. Roseanne told Miss Tallyho that since she has been living on...
Read full storyElton John Says He Hates Madonna
LONDON - Elton John did not take too kindly to Madonna insinuating that Lady Gaga had gotten the idea for her song "Born This Way" from Madonna's song "Express Yourself." The 65-year-old British singer/songwriter recently performed at Liverpool's...
Read full storyGB Olympic Team In Shreds After Queen's Drug Test Shock
The Great Britain Olympic team was said to be "in tatters" this morning after news emerged that the result of a random drugs test carried out on Her Majesty the Queen after Her opening ceremony parachute jump, had turned out positive. The Queen co...
Read full storyMessage from Mars detected
Mars - The Mars Rover has detected a radio message emanating from what appears to be the ancient remains of a building next to a dried up canal on Mars, according to Dr. Mipaysurtax and his team of scientists of the Earth ground crew, who have all b...
Read full storyFootball Gossip & comments 7th August 2012
Jack Sullivan, son of West Ham joint-chairman David, has said on Twitter that the club's interest in Liverpool striker Andy Carroll is over. (Daily Mirror) Mainly because Andy Carrolls interest in West Ham never began. Ravel Morrison, now on loan at Birmingham City, was flown home from West Ham's pre-season tour because he needed to have seven teeth removed. (Daily Mail) Don't they have den...
Read full storyPresident Obama and Mitt Romney Both Condemn Roaster Jeffrey Ross
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well it took an unfunny comic to get President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney to finally agree on something. And the source of their agreement is a little known comic who goes by the name of Jeffrey Ross. Ling Chow Rangoon with...
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