Football Gossip & comments 7th August 2012

Written by radiogagger

Tuesday, 7 August 2012

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As found in the UK...

Jack Sullivan, son of West Ham joint-chairman David, has said on Twitter that the club's interest in Liverpool striker Andy Carroll is over.
(Daily Mirror)
Mainly because Andy Carrolls interest in West Ham never began.

Ravel Morrison, now on loan at Birmingham City, was flown home from West Ham's pre-season tour because he needed to have seven teeth removed.
(Daily Mail)
Don't they have dentists outside the UK??

Well I suppose they need someone to do the running for Giggs and Scholes. Although, someone should probably tell Bolt that City are the more successful team in Manchester now...

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