Fate of Olympic Stadium decided - could Tesco be taking over?
In a dramatic move announced today a supermarket in partnership with TV personality Dale Winton, will be taking over the Olympic Stadium used in the recent London Olympics. The left side of the stadium will become one of the popular shops (open 7.Read full story
Missing Patriots Football Players Fall into Belichick Triangle
Once again, Patriots coach Bill Belichick has fooled some of the press all of the time. In a game of 'Where's Waldo?', the Boston media is lost. Noting that a dozen or more Patriots have not been seen at New England's training camp, we once aga...Read full story
Q&A with Selena Gomez
Q: What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you? A: I was performing at my concert and my pants split open, so my backyard was showing. I didn't notice until everyone took out their cameras. Q: If you could have one super-power, what would it be? A: To fly. Sometimes Justin Bieber annoys the crap out of me. Luckily, I'm on the road a lot! Q: Do you have any strange...Read full story
The Eight Types of Your Facebook Profile Photos
1. Solo Shot: The standard. 2. Pet: A little off-center, but passable. Can be cute. 3. Kids: Asking for guy in white van to abduct him/her. Or, "look what I made!" Yo, your kid isn't an art project. 4. With Friend: How attached are you? And which one are you? Get your own identity. 5. With Boyfriend/Girlfriend: "Nobody thought I could do it...so there. Especially my single friends...Read full story
Barbara Walter's Bans Roseanne Barr From "The View"
LOS ANGELES - Comedian Roseanne Barr is running for president of the United States on The Peace and Freedom Party ticket. Barr, who lives in Hawaii and grows macadamia nuts for a living told Hacienda Dakota of Hollywood Vis-á-Vis that she was not...Read full story
Miley Cyrus Photo Surfaces, Intended For Boyfriends Eyes Only, Paris Hilton Manipulation?
Miley Cyrus has obviously enlisted The Paris Hilton Agency, the agency that keeps Hollywood trailer trashers in the spotlight. As I've reported repeatedly, Paris Hilton has opened a agency that keeps attention whores in the spotlight, Kim Kardash...Read full story
Ronaldo and Messi clash even before a ball has been kicked in vain in Spain!
The world's best two footballers, Lionel Messi & Cristiano Ronaldo (Man Utd die-hard Rooney fans would argue about the statement, but they're blind!) are about to go head to head even before a single ball is kicked in the Primera Liga. The UEF...Read full story
Olympic Disaster Shock
Downing Street is reeling as a result of the unexpected outcome following the Olympic Games. A source close to the Prime Minister spoke of the shock at No 10 when the latest Opinion Polls showed no improvemnet for the Government in its support. In...Read full story
SAS to parachute Queen into Grimsby euthanasia clinic on Wednesday
Balmoral Castle, Scotland - A crack team from the Special Astrological Service in charge of stars' and celebs' security is behind the move amid unprecedented planetary alignments. These show a celestial Grand Cross forming in the zodiac's cardinal...Read full story
Pope Drops Blanket Ban On Condom Use
In an historic move, the Pope has brought about a seismic shift in Catholic doctrine, with the ending of the Vatican's total opposition to the use of condoms. In a statement, released between masses at St Peter's Basillica, the Pope, one time Hitl...Read full story
Duran Duran upset at not being included in the closing ceremony
Popular notorious eighties beat combo, Duran Duran, have said that they are quite upset at not being included in the closing ceremony for the Olympics, with the whole of Planet Earth watching just before sunrise. "Is there something I should know,...Read full story
Tattoo-Crazy Rihanna Gets Tat #16
VENICE BEACH - One of Rihanna's closest friends Celestina "Muffy" Dutzernova has expressed concern and worry that the Barbados beauty is getting carried away with her body tattoos. Miss Dutzernova told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres...Read full story
Sarah Palin Says She Hasn't Received Her GOP Convention Ticket Yet (Hmmm)
WASILLA, Alaska - The woman who was the Republican vice-presidential choice in 2008, is wondering why she has not received her ticket to the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida. She reportedly asked her husband Todd if perchance he ha...Read full story
Oprah Winfrey Criticizes Serena Williams For Doing The "Crip Walk"
CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey has expressed the fact that she really and truly misses being in the celebrity limelight and actually feels like a fish out of water. She recently revealed that she had no idea that not being the focus of so many people's l...Read full story
A Week After Marvin Hamlisch's Death, Americans Still Feeling Nothing
As legendary theater and film composer Marvin Hamlisch is buried today in Manhattan, most Americans still feel nothing, local sources say. "Nothing. I'm feeling nothing," said most Americans when asked Hamlisch's passing last week in Los Angeles...Read full story
Congressman Paul Ryan Shirtless
Well, America in it's bid for better politics has spoken. The #1 internet search over the weekend was for Congressman Paul Ryan pictures shirtless. Paul Ryan became a national obsession when Mitt Romney announced he'd be his running mate for the V...Read full story
Football Gossip & comments 14th August 2012
Manchester City win the Community Shield with goals from a 3-2 win over Chelsea at Villa Park. Fans who missed the game while watching the more entertaining ego-free Olympic coverage, could be excused thinking it was a another PR stunt by Max Clifford when the names of 2011/12 missing strikers Fernando Torres and Carlos Tevez both appeared on the scoresheet. Eyewitness video footage shows th...Read full story
Mayor of London admits to mistake in London 2012 Olympics Closing Ceremony
Floppy haired part-time 'Night-Mayor of London' Morris Johnson today admitted to close friends to a string of errors in the London 2012 Closing Ceremony. The cloth-eared Mayor, who has continually embarrassed the Capital since wrangling the job f...Read full story
Rob Pattinson and Selena Gomez To Star In The Zombie Thriller "Call Me Maybe"
HOLLYWOOD - Rob Pattinson recently told a reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk that he has just signed on to star in Tico Scallavini's zombie epic Call Me Maybe. Pattinson told BPT's Carolina Chipotle that he has to do something to take his mind off...Read full story