Drunk Lindsay Lohan Falls in Bar and Spills Purse, You Will Never Guess What Spills Out of it

A very, very drunk Lindsay Lohan was leaving a Venice, California bar at closing time when she suddenly stumbled and fell down spilling out the contents of her purse. When the purse hit the floor, an estimated 100 Get out of Jail Free cards spilled...

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One Woman's Search for the Stereotypical British Guy

Funny story: One Woman's Search for the Stereotypical British Guy

For some, the quest for love has them make up false claims about themselves on internet match making sites. For others, they rely simply on hanging out at Starbucks with their laptops hoping the attractive doctor they've been eying for a month will finally say hello. Yet, there is a woman in Montana, who has decided to go for guys named David. Not just any David will do either. She's looking f...

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Bad Economy Inspires New Cooking Show: "Fun With Crumbs"

Funny story: Bad Economy Inspires New Cooking Show: "Fun With Crumbs"

A new cooking show will explore the many ways inventive and desperately poor cooks can utilize crumbs to make luscious recipes. With the bleak economy and most people unable to afford pricey ingredients such as milk, eggs and flour, the Get Real...

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William assassination plot largely self-inflicted says Libyan Ambassador

Funny story: William assassination plot largely self-inflicted says Libyan Ambassador

London - The desperate soundbite grab of shameless self-publicists scaling the attention ladder. That's how Omar Jelban, disgraced Libyan Ambassador to the Caught of St James's, described the latest conspiracy theory. This sees delayed gratific...

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Justin Bieber Says That He Has Decided To Press Charges Against The Sydney, Australia Egg Tosser

Funny story: Justin Bieber Says That He Has Decided To Press Charges Against The Sydney, Australia Egg Tosser

SYDNEY, Australia - Young singing sensation Justin Bieber says that it will take more than half a dozen eggs tossed at him to deter him from doing what he loves more than anything else in the world - and he giggled and remarked that no he did not mea...

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Kate Gosselin Has Stated That The Nude Photos of Sarah Palin Have All Been Burned

Funny story: Kate Gosselin Has Stated That The Nude Photos of Sarah Palin Have All Been Burned

READING, Pennsylvania - After skirting the issue for several months Kate Gosselin, star of the hit reality show Kate Plus 8, has finally addressed the question of the infamous Sarah Palin nude photos. Gosselin agreed to speak with LaTuna LaTundra...

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Nina Dobrev Hints That She Would Love To Have Ian Somerhalder's Baby

Funny story: Nina Dobrev Hints That She Would Love To Have Ian Somerhalder's Baby

NIAGARA FALLS, New York - One of the nicest and happiest couples in the nation Nina Dobrev and Ian Somberhalder was vacationing up in beautiful upstate New York. They had flown into Niagara Falls for the weekend before returning to Hollywood to shoot an upcoming episode on their hit show The Vampire Diaries. As the couple sat at a quaint outdoor cafe they were asked by a member of the entert...

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Fitness Guru Jack LaLanne Exposed As Fraud

Funny story: Fitness Guru Jack LaLanne Exposed As Fraud

Iconic American diet and exercise guru, the "Godfather of Fitness" Jack LaLanne, has been exposed as a fraud. Even though he ate healthy all natural foods and juices, carried out a daily and very self-disciplined exercise regimen, and maintained a p...

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Prince William bares his Soul

Funny story: Prince William bares his Soul

After a great day of pomp and circumstance watched by over 40 billion people worldwide (including over a million prisoners in the UK on their TV sets), namely his wedding to Kate Middleton, Prince William has announced that he is to postpone his imme...

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Yahoo To Honor Ya-hoooooooos

Funny story: Yahoo To Honor Ya-hoooooooos

In honor and recognition of the Ya-Hoooos after which Yahoo named itself, Yahoo has announced it will hold a big noisy tacky party in Dallas, Texas with big vats of BBQ, Country-Western honky tonkin boot scootin music, pig racing, beer swilling and...

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What Television Audiences Didn't See At Kate And Wills Wedding

Funny story: What Television Audiences Didn't See At Kate And Wills Wedding

A Spoof writer can now report what truly transpired at Westminster Abbey during the wedding of Kate Middleton (a commoner) and Prince William, he of royal blood, or as wobble-head Prince Charles might shrug, "Whatever that means." Seems that when...

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Fish Pedicure NOT recommended

Funny story: Fish Pedicure NOT recommended

Twenty-five people in the sleepy suburb of Birmingham, a small town near Hinckley, were left bemoaning the loss of their feet after visiting a fish pedicure boutique in the town centre. Dozens more had lost toes, and one had an unintentional gender r...

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Kim Kardashian Dates A White Man

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Dates A White Man

CalabasASS, CA - In earth-shattering news coming out of Tinsel Town, Kim Kardashian, one of the three whorish sister stars of the reality show, "Keeping Up With The Kardashians", was seen dating an actual white man last night at Club Mango in Nort...

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Kermit the Frog considering presidential "run"

In the days since Multi-millionaire Donald Trump has decided to begin pursuing the Republican Presidential nomination, it seems that more "takers" are coming out of the woodwork. But, who would have thought that a mild-mannered frog might decide to...

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The Unwitting Designer in Intelligent Design turns out to be people

Funny story: The Unwitting Designer in Intelligent Design turns out to be people

In a remarkable turn of events, it transpires that humanity is tailoring the biosphere of Earth, proving once and for all that they are the designers mooted by the sham-science, scaremongering, opiate for the unimaginative: Intelligent Design communi...

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Prince William Marries Katie Holmes By Mistake

The much anticipated Royal Wedding became a Royal Embarrassment Friday morning. The world watched in horror as Prince William married the wrong Kate--actress Katie Holmes. The Queen was overheard to whisper, "The horror! If he had to marry someon...

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Playboy To Be Renamed "PlayTweet"

Funny story: Playboy To Be Renamed "PlayTweet"

New York - As aging, tottering Playboy magazine drags its way into the 21st century, Hef's two sons are poised to take over from where dear old dad left off. However, they realize things have to change to keep up with the times. "We're like, yo...

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Dallas Cowboys Select Pippa Middleton In NFL Draft To Be On Cheerleading Squad

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Select Pippa Middleton In NFL Draft To Be On Cheerleading Squad

With the ninth pick in the eight round of the NFL draft, the *Dallas Cowboys* selected Pippa Middleton. She was not chosen to be a tight end or a punter or a cornerback. In fact, she had not even played NCAA football or even opted in to the draft.

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Prince Harry caught "being sick over Corgi"

A fellow drunkard filmed Harry Saxe-Coburg violently vomiting over one of The Queen's favourite Corgi's, "Umbilical" during a royal dance-a-thon. It is believed that the incident may cause a brief, yet painful chasm between him and his estranged fam...

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Quick Brown Fox Tired Of Jumping Over Lazy Dogs

Funny story: Quick Brown Fox Tired Of Jumping Over Lazy Dogs

The quick brown fox resigned today in protest and said that he has no intention of jumping over any more lazy dogs. From his home in the woods behind Farmer Brown's chicken coop, Barney J. Fox said "I've been doing this for over 75 years without...

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Mormon Tablernacle Choir Organist Goes Postal

Funny story: Mormon Tablernacle Choir Organist Goes Postal

Frank Ashton, one of the official organists for the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, went on a shooting rampage after a recent choir concert, killing or wounding two members of the choir, four members or the Orchestra at Temple Square, and eleven concert goe...

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White, Brown, Yellow And Czechs Offended By Obama Birth Certificate Listing Father As "African"

Funny story: White, Brown, Yellow And Czechs Offended By Obama Birth Certificate Listing Father As "African"

The latest edition of the Barack Obama birth certificate docu-drama inexplicably defines the race of Barack Obama's Kenyan father as "African." There are two problems with this. First and foremost, in 1961, the year Barack was born, political c...

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Pampers secure one game sponsorship deal with Man United

Following Manchester United's one goal defeat to Arsenal today, and so making next weekend's crunch game with second placed Chelsea a possible title decider, Pampers, the company known for manufacturing baby's nappies has secured a special one off sp...

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Cameron Arrested for 'Planning Destruction of NHS'

Funny story: Cameron Arrested for 'Planning Destruction of NHS'

In a pre-emptive strike by the Police David Cameron has been held somewhere. Police sources claimed his detention had nothing to do with the planned destruction of the National Health Service, but the timing of the action before a Cabinet meeting...

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Only 24.5 million royal wedding viewers on extraterrestrial TV

Funny story: Only 24.5 million royal wedding viewers on extraterrestrial TV

Space - The Beeb's Sky At Fright presenter Sir Patrick Moore has blamed a gigantic storm in Saturn's atmosphere for lousy reception in the Delta Quadrant beyond Uranus. Captured on video by NASA'S Cassini probe the tempestuous swirling vortices ar...

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Jello Signs Contract With Pippa Middleton For Her Butt To Advertise "Jigglers"

Funny story: Jello Signs Contract With Pippa Middleton For Her Butt To Advertise "Jigglers"

Jello has announced that they have signed a contract with new British media sensation Pippa Middleton. A creative marketing team from the company will fly to London next week to begin filming a new series of "Jello Jigglers" commercials to star Miss...

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Arsenal Young Guns Shoot Down Man United Title Charge

Funny story: Arsenal Young Guns Shoot Down Man United Title Charge

In today's eagerly anticipated Emirates clash between Arsenal and title chasing Manchester United, it was the young gunners who prevailed on the day. A 55th minute goal from Aaron Ramsey settled the issue. It came after a neat build up down the ri...

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Pope John Paul II Scandal: Body Substituted

Funny story: Pope John Paul II Scandal: Body Substituted

As hundreds of thousands (vermicelli) of people gathered in St Peter's Square (the Vatican estimate numbers are to be over 1 million) today, to see the beatification of Pope John Paul II and, no one could have made this one up! This has got to be one...

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£600 a time hairdo man Nicky Clarke confused by Pope John Paul II's Beatification

Funny story: £600 a time hairdo man Nicky Clarke confused by Pope John Paul II's Beatification

It appears Nicky Clarke completely lost the plot with regards to the beatification of his holiness and deadness Pope John Paul II. Having set up a mobile hairdressing studio on the balcony of the Vatican this morning, he was chased away, much to h...

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Exclusive! Hot Pornstar Tells All!

Funny story: Exclusive! Hot Pornstar Tells All!

The Tittler Tattler has gotten a hot exclusive interview with Amber Tawny Belle, one of porn's hottest babes. We caught up with her at home, here's an insider sneak peek into her hot hot life! TT: So Amber, what's the craziest thing you've ever done in a porn flick? ATB: Hmm, well, what I think is crazy other people wouldn't. Not sure. What's your definition of crazy? TT: So, Amber...

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Honeymoon ROW! Camilla sent 'To Knock Heads Together'.

Funny story: Honeymoon ROW! Camilla sent 'To Knock Heads Together'.

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, the titles mean they now own the whole of Cambridgeshire, had their first 'royal row' on Saturday soon after taking to the air in one of The Queen's maroon Sikorsky helicopters. The Duchess of Cambridge apparently reacted in an unladylike fashion when William revealed during the flight where they'd be spending their honeymoon - 'in the English county of Cam...

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Barack Obama Demands To See Donald Trumps Toupee Receipts

Funny story: Barack Obama Demands To See Donald Trumps Toupee Receipts

President Bacack Obama, sick and tired of the recent birth certificate debacle, has decided to get even with Donald Trump. At a recent fund raising dinner, he demanded that the billionaire show the world his toupee receipts. "I showed everyone my...

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Ted Lowe Obituary

Funny story: Ted Lowe Obituary

There was a hush all around the Crucible before the Embassy World Snooker Championships Final this evening when it was announced that 90-year-old veteran commentator Ted Lowe had snuffed it. Lowe, who had been the BBC commentator at all major snoo...

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Pope John Paul II Beatified In Rome

Funny story: Pope John Paul II Beatified In Rome

Pope John Paul II, leader of the Catholic Church for over a quarter of a century, was finally beatified in Rome. Beatificiation is the process where people who are alive decide that a dead person is actually a saint, and elevate them to that level t...

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"F" Bomb now being dropped by all GOP 2012 Candidates!

Donald Trump spoke in Las Vegas this last week and broke all the rules for proper decorum in using foul language. The condemnation was universal. The RNC stated, "It's time. Donald Trump is not the person for the US presidency." Chris Matthews...

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Mariah Carey Has Twins, Names One Of The Babies After Pippa

Funny story: Mariah Carey Has Twins, Names One Of The Babies After Pippa

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are the proud parents of twins (one boy and one girl). The family is doing well and should be going home shortly from an undisclosed L.A. Hospital. Cannon announced to the press that his wife and children were fine, that...

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Isle of Wight News - Land speed record in a house

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Land speed record in a house

A family in Ventnor, has unwittingly set the land speed record in a house. The previous holders, the Robinsons of Francis, Oregon, travelled at twenty-two miles an hour in the back of their house as it was moved from Francis to Peppermill, some th...

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Hacked Sensation

Funny story: Hacked Sensation

With others unwilling to continue with phone hacking the duty was left to me. The sensational results will cause an outcry among readers of the 'News of the World' who missed this story. 'I say Harry, Grandad here. Do you think if I wore a mask your firend Pippa would let me wipe my bum with her toilet roll?' 'I'll see what I can do.' Some time later: 'Sorry Grandad. She says it may be...

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Tit for tat: William a target for Gaddafi ire as NATO kills son Saif

Funny story: Tit for tat: William a target for Gaddafi ire as NATO kills son Saif

London - "It's a slim chance, of course, that the Colonel will now try nuking William's in-laws' pad in Bucklebury," an MoD bigwig told reporters this morning. "But the last minute honeymoon switch was a no-brainer...and the weather's said to be l...

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Trouble At Glasgow Royal Wedding Party

Funny story: Trouble At Glasgow Royal Wedding Party

An unofficial party held to celebrate the Royal Wedding ended in chaos and disorder in Glasgow on Friday night. The event, held at Kelvingrove Park, initially went off well as party goers revelled in the sunshine, dancing to the music blaring out...

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Lennon's Microphones Up For Sale

Funny story: Lennon's Microphones Up For Sale

The microphones Neil Lennon first used to announce his beliefs in a Celtic conspiracy are to be auctioned for charity. The whole of season 2011/11 has been punctuated by the Celtic manager's rants against the Scottish Football Association, journal...

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GB Beach Volleyball Team Eliminated

Funny story: GB Beach Volleyball Team Eliminated

Great Britain's top beach volleyball duo have lost their first round World Tour tie on Copacabana Beach, Rio de Janeiro. Lucy Johns and Denise Bolton - ranked number 40 in the world - were beaten by an experienced Australian duo. But the GB tea...

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Boy George Reveals That If He Was Straight He Would Definitely Want To "Boink" Pippa Middleton

Funny story: Boy George Reveals That If He Was Straight He Would Definitely Want To "Boink" Pippa Middleton

LONDON - Pippa Middleton has just become the most famous maid of honor in the history of weddings. This according to Birmingham Cribworthy of The Bees Knees News Agency. He stated that over 2 billion people watched the Royal Wedding world wide and...

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American Idol Shocker: Steven Tyler Denies Touching Jennifer Lopez' "Sensuously Sexy" Thighs With Both His Hands During A Commercial Break

Funny story: American Idol Shocker: Steven Tyler Denies Touching Jennifer Lopez' "Sensuously Sexy" Thighs With Both His Hands During A Commercial Break

HOLLYWOOD - Mark Anthony had a little talk with Steven Tyler backstage after the last airing of American Idol. Redwood Fingerboo, a reporter with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle stated that word got back to the husband of Jennifer Lopez that Tyl...

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Chuck Lorre Says That He Has Finally Decided On A Replacement For Charlie Sheen On "Two and A Half Men"

Funny story: Chuck Lorre Says That He Has Finally Decided On A Replacement For Charlie Sheen On "Two and A Half Men"

HOLLYWOOD - Chuck Lorre says that he did not invest an untold amount of time, money, and effort getting his hit show Two and A Half Men to the number one position on the television rankings to simply let the likes of Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen r...

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New Rules For 2014 Winter Olympics

Funny story: New Rules For 2014 Winter Olympics

The 2014 Winter Olympics, to be held in Sochatlysincsinofioenfr, Russia will see a number of new rules and regulations going into effect. The Olympic Committee has issued a statement saying that they have wisely given up fighting against t...

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Pippa Middleton Admits She Fancies American NFL Quarterback Tony Romo

Funny story: Pippa Middleton Admits She Fancies American NFL Quarterback Tony Romo

Pippa Middleton, the 27 year old younger sister of Princess Kate Middleton Windsor, has admitted to having an attraction to an American Football Player. Pippa rose to fame at her sister's wedding to Princess William due to her role as Maid of Honour...

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Charlie Sheen's Dog In Rehab

Funny story: Charlie Sheen's Dog In Rehab

Charlie Sheen's pet pooch, Goddess, has reached the end of her leash and gone off the deep end. The mutt of unknown pedigree, age 7, has been by Charlie's side night and day, through good times and very very bad. Sharing a home with She...

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