Exclusive! Hot Pornstar Tells All!

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Sunday, 1 May 2011

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The Tittler Tattler Has It Goin On

The Tittler Tattler has gotten a hot exclusive interview with Amber Tawny Belle, one of porn's hottest babes. We caught up with her at home, here's an insider sneak peek into her hot hot life!

TT: So Amber, what's the craziest thing you've ever done in a porn flick?

ATB: Hmm, well, what I think is crazy other people wouldn't. Not sure. What's your definition of crazy?

TT: So, Amber, what's your wildest fantasy?

ATB: I dunno, I guess anything dirty.

TT: So, Amber, what do you like to do when you're not being a porn star?

ATB: Eat and sleep!

TT: So, Amber, what's your idea of a hunky guy?

ATB: I dunno, just a nice person, I guess.

TT: So, Amber, what's your favorite color?

ATB: I guess blue. Maybe white, I like all colors really.

TT: So, Amber, what's your kinkiest fantasy?

ATB: I don't have any, I just like sex.

TT: So, Amber, what's in your future, careerwise?

ATB: Just doing more movies, thanks.

TT: So, Amber, do you have any teeth left?

ATB: Why do you ask?

TT: Because trying to get answers out of you has been like pulling teeth, so I'm thinking maybe you don't have any left.

ATB: Oh, well, I still have teeth, yeah, thanks anyway!

TT: So, Amber, why did you bother doing this interview?

ATB: I dunno. I've enjoyed it, thanks!

And there you have it! Check out the latest issue of the Tittler Tattler, we have ALL the hottest exclusivo behind the scenes scooperooni!

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