Yahoo To Honor Ya-hoooooooos

Funny story written by Honey West

Sunday, 1 May 2011

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Ya-hooooooos Will Belly Up To This Bar For BBQ

In honor and recognition of the Ya-Hoooos after which Yahoo named itself, Yahoo has announced it will hold a big noisy tacky party in Dallas, Texas with big vats of BBQ, Country-Western honky tonkin boot scootin music, pig racing, beer swilling and other forms of entertainment that will certainly appeal to a bunch of Ya-Hooos.

The current CEO of Yahoo, 16 year old Chinese genius, Xing Bow, said that he feels it is "only fair" to thank all the Ya-hooooos for "letting us borrow their silly American slang name all these years."

Ya-hoooos were easily identified around town by their loudmouthed, stupid uneducated back-slapping behavior and laughing uproariously at dumb, juvenile jokes. Based on these observations, they were sent invitations to the big event. A total of 350 Ya-hoooos will be attending. All of them accepted in a heartbeat, mainly because of the promised vats of BBQ.

The Ya-hoooos say they were totally unaware that the hugely popular email service had chosen them to base its name on, and were "dang proud" to know about this, after all these years.

"When I got my invite, all I could say was Yaaaaaaaaahooooooooooo! I was so dang excited, I'm gonna eat til I drop!"

Yahoo headquarters says the event will only be held one time. "It's just too much noise and mess to ever do this again."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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