Written by j.w.

Saturday, 4 June 2011

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Wig whams in Libya

Barrack Obama has taken a massive risk by sending Apaches into war torn Libya.

'These native Americans' he said 'have been misrepresented for years. They are fine fighting men. They will bring down the Gaddafi regime.'

Libyan Rebels cheered as they saw Apache wigs being raised defiantly in enemy territory. 'This will wham the enemy' said one excited soldier.

China was the first country to applaud the move. 'All these years Red Indians have survived in America. They have lived through McCarthyist witchhunts and kept the Red Rag flying in the United States.'

Colonel Gaddafi has reportedly been shaken by the audacious move. The bravery of Apache fighters is legendary throughout the world and their tactics, which fly in the face of conventional war strategies, will mean death is hovering over the Colonel's head, ready to dislodge his hair at any time.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Libya




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