Anne Hathaway Apologizes for Using Rasta Accent for a Film Set in England - Conspiracy Theories Link Her to CIA
One Day, the new film set in England starring actress Anne Hathaway has led to open criticism from British actresses sidelined for the role, angry over her Rastafarian accent, when her character is supposed to be from the Yorkshire region of Northern...
Read full storyCatholic Church to Outsource Priests
In response to the recent wave of scandals regarding sexual abuse by priests, the Catholic church has decided to outsource the job. "It makes perfect sense", claims Monseignor Balfour of the Archdiocese of Rome. "Every time one of the priests gets...
Read full storyTea Party rally cancelled
Topeka, KS-A major Tea Party rally was cancelled due to the fact that many of the attendees were attending a town hall held by Senator Jerry Moran to announce their disgust with his plan to cut Medicare benefits. "I think it is sad that he won't...
Read full storyDisability pay gap may take millenia to close
The Royal Equality Team for the Assessment of the Rights of the Disabled (RETARD) have released a report indicating that the pay gap between disabled people and able-bodied people is wider than ever. The report describes shocking statistics such a...
Read full storyMemories - Of The Way We Were - Spoof Writers Nostalgic For The Good Old Days
Scattered Pictures...it appears that some The Spoof writers are yearning for a return to the good old days, and fear that they may have been swallowed up by the tides of progress. It seems that amid a massive groundswell of uncertainty regarding thei...
Read full storyBachmann: "Throw Berlusconi in Volcano", says God
Michele Bachmann has done it again. Hot on the heels of her claim that hurricane Irene was God's message to America, the controversial congresswoman has received a second revelation that the recent eruptions of Mt. Etna in Italy are a sign of God's w...
Read full storyPaul the Octopus Lives! Currently Deciding US Economic Policy
Fans of the 2008 World Cup will remember the stunning track record of Paul the Octopus, who predicted 8/8 World Cup final results by selecting mussels out of one of two boxes. Shortly after his predictive victory Paul was declared dead and his remain...
Read full storyCheney's memoir promises to top fiction lists, says student
HARFOLD, Vermont--Freshman Erica Kater has been looking forward to her fall semester at Harfold State College for some time, in particular, because of one course: ENG 325--Great American Fiction. "As much as I've always loved fiction," said Kater,...
Read full storyDaryl Hannah laughs off $100 protest fine
Washington - Smelling strongly of recycled french fry cooking oil the vegan nutjob and Tar Sands arrestee looked nothing like her Madison-the-Mermaid stunning best in the 1984 movie Splash! US Park Police had clapped her in cuffs outside the White...
Read full storySex and The City Prequel Casting - Original Four in Discussions with Cher to Get Rejuvenation Tips
Sex and the City producers have confirmed a prequel, a cause for celebration and a bonaza for cosmetic surgeons suffering from the recession. Women around the world will have another chance to indulge in doses of fashion porn from the glamorous s...
Read full storyReview: Rimmington Epilator For Men XS90
As the Spoof's premier reviewer I am sent those things to review that most reviewers would balk at. Today's review is no exception. It is the Rimmington Epilator for Men, model XS90, which replaces the previous model, the XS60. The first thing to notice about the XS90 is the array of attachments that come with it. This is an essential part of any gadget for men. Women are happy with a device...
Read full storyAntonio Banderas Admits He Has Forgotten How to Speak Spanish - Claims Asylum in Spain
The Spanish actor who was discovered by Melanie Griffith on a shopping tripping to Madrid, has made a shocking revelation, that he has forgotten how to speak Spanish due to his wife. Banderas has now claimed asylum in his home country of Spain, s...
Read full storyCondoleeza Rice and Libya's Ghaddafi Discovered in Love Nest
Moammar Ghaddafi and Condoleeza Rice have been discovered nestled in each other's embrace on the Isle Of Capri. The discovery was made accidentally when two Italian carabinieri were called to the romantic island to investigate reports about a Libyan...
Read full storyArmageddinouttahere? Numerology warning as Spoof writer's tally set for 'seismic' 6,666,666 on 9/1/11
London - Apocalyptic spoofwriting cabals are battening down some hatches after an Ephemeral Emergency Management Agency executive order was issued this morning. This warns a Spoof Writers Desk hits counter is mirroring the Doomsday Clock amid a re...
Read full storyUpsetting Banks
Vince Cable is trying to get Banking reform through so they do not have to be bailed out by the taxpayers when they next get into trouble. However Cameron and Osborne, for some unknown reason, do not agree. We can only guess that it something to d...
Read full storyHargreaves signs for Manchester City on 'Pay and Train' deal
Many an eyebrow is being raised in Manchester today as news has emerged that England player Owen Hargreaves has indeed made the switch across town from United to play for City. But it's not that such a move is new; Denis Law and others have made t...
Read full storyHave a Hurricane Named After You
The American Meteorological Society has decided that the hurricanes in the 2012 hurricane season can be named subject to a five hundred dollar fee. "We are trying to save up for a new supercomputer," said meteorologist Katrina Gomez. "Up until now...
Read full storyNew Arsenal Manager to be selected by competition
The online version of the popular football management simulator, Premiership Management is expected to get a sudden upsurge in applicants to join after the shock announcement from Arsenal that they will be replacing Arsene Wenger with anybody who can...
Read full storyGym Class Music Crime Targetted By Local Fitness Fan
A local fitness fan is campaigning for legislation to end what she describes as music crime. Egregia Nimitz is a member of the local branch of a national chain of gyms and has been horrified by what she hears during their classes. Now Mrs Nimit...
Read full story"Knee job" Hargreaves joins City and Utd fans promise him a real "knee job"!
Soccer crock, Owen Haregreaves is joining Man City as their "crock of the flock" and will play the same role as Michael Owen and Rio Ferdinand do at Man Utd. Modern day soccer is all a bit of a circus anyway so clubs are starting to invest money o...
Read full storyAmerica's Got Talent: Anna Graceman, Landau Eugene Murphy Jr., Landon Swank, and The Smage Brothers Riding Show Wow The Audience
HOLLYWOOD - Piers Morgan is in no danger of losing his unofficial title of being the Most Hated Foreigner in America as he buzzed (X'd) several contestants on the America's Got Talent Semi-Finals Show. Morgan was booed more than Hurricane Irene an...
Read full storyParis Hilton's Show Cancelled - Yes Believe It or Not Paris Had A Show
LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton, the little rich girl who became famous for actually pretty much doing nothing has just had her reality show cancelled. Yes, The World According To Paris has been sent to that great big cancelled show filing cabinet in t...
Read full storyMichele Bachmann Attempts to Pray the Mormon out of Romney
In a surprise move Michele Bachmann organized an intervention to try to "pray the Mormon out" of presidential candidate Mitt Romney. "God ordered me to do it", stated Bachmann. "He unexpectedly called me to watch an episode of South Park in my hot...
Read full story"Get Real Names", Napolitano tells Immigrants
In an effort to streamline US Homeland Security efforts Secretary Janet Napolitano has asked immigrants to "get real names". The move follows a number of cases in which the same individual has appeared at different places bearing different names, or...
Read full storyResearch shows 100% of Americans will be Anorexic or Obese by 2020
Boston, Mass-- A group of researchers at Boston College recently concluded that 100% of all Americans will either be obese or anorexic by 2020. Lead researcher Dillon Hardwick stated, "I got the idea for the study after I noticed everyone attending...
Read full storyGeorge Clooney Says That Looking At Stacy Keibler's Long, Luscious Legs Makes His Mouth Water
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - George Clooney and Stacy Keibler spent the weekend down at The Pancho Villa Resort Villa in Cabo San Lucas. The couple certainly made use of the beautiful beach as George and Stacy laid around rubbing sunblock on each othe...
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