London - Apocalyptic spoofwriting cabals are battening down some hatches after an Ephemeral Emergency Management Agency executive order was issued this morning.
This warns a Spoof Writers Desk hits counter is mirroring the Doomsday Clock amid a relentless roller coaster countdown to the Big One.
"OK, she's about to hit the Number of the Beast with knobs on," self-styled exorcist and trainee Antichrist Mrs Pandora Blowjob commented on parallel universe comedy site Aintgottaprayer.con.
"Hopefully the rest of the crew's been issued with customised tinfoil-lined knickers and reality-check booster shots."
The numerology event coincides with some 'weird shit' in cyberspace centered around tomorrow's date.
Closely resembling 9/11/1 Thursday's 9/1/11 alignment has provoked derision among Mayan 2012 Calendar watchers who have dismissed the numbers similarity as one big 'So F***ing What?'
At his Isle of Dogs manorial stronghold this lunchtime site editor Lord Lowton of Barking said 'WTF?' - as predicted!
"Hopefully her Forum Avatar won't suddenly start performing a striptease," Lord L added, "some of our elderly readers just haven't the stomach for that kind of malarkey."
Someone once said Queen Mudder is 69.
