Jimmy Bullard trades in Hull wet fish for QPR caviar

Funny story: Jimmy Bullard trades in Hull wet fish for QPR caviar

Word on the streets is that wantaway diamond geezer Jimmy Bullard is looking to trade in the wet fish of Hull for a diet of caviar with glamour club QPR. Jimmy Bullard was last seen casting his line in London after calling Hull "a minging dump."...

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Oscar Goodman endorses Ron Jeremy for president

Funny story: Oscar Goodman endorses Ron Jeremy for president

LAS VEGAS - Former Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman has officially endorsed porn star Ron Jeremy for president in 2012. Pursuant to Goodman, not only has Ron Jeremy contributed to economic growth since the porn industry has been a multi-billion doll...

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Ugandan parliament outlaws doorbell-ditching, witchcraft

Funny story: Ugandan parliament outlaws doorbell-ditching, witchcraft

KAMPALA, Uganda -- The National Assembly of Uganda entered a recess this week, ending one of the most productive legislative sessions in the country's history. The 375-member unicameral parliament enacted widespread reforms to the country's exhausti...

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Florence dumps Harry amid vile rumors he's Rebekah Brooks/Nick Clegg's spawn

Funny story: Florence dumps Harry amid vile rumors he's Rebekah Brooks/Nick Clegg's spawn

London - Blonde lingerie model Florence Brudenell-Bruce has pulled the plug on her Prince Harry romance after some 'horrid' DNA test results. The royal impostor, who has made a megabux living impersonating Harry, is livid at being rumbled by what...

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Ancient rockers, AC/DC, launch their own wine, Hells Bells!

Funny story: Ancient rockers, AC/DC, launch their own wine, Hells Bells!

Joining a group of ancient rockers, medieval pop-stars and has-beens, AC/DC have also launched their own brand of wine on to an unsuspecting public. Their fans, mostly ancient piss-artists themselves, will love the idea, head-banging over a bottle...

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David Cameron Vows To Dismantle the Inner Cities and Return to Peasant Values - The Whitney Project

This week David Cameron launched a radical new initiative to reorganise British society, not seen in the Western world since the industrial revolution, in order to combat the spread of gangster culture within British cities. Cameron also confirmed th...

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Hubris Travels on a Bus! Obama Continues to Travel First Class at Taxpayer Expense!

Funny story: Hubris Travels on a Bus! Obama Continues to Travel First Class at Taxpayer Expense!

In a cloud of diesel smoke and a hearty "Saddle Up and Head 'em Out", Barry Obama took to the open road on his 3 day political junket in a presidential cavalcade consisting of $3m worth of custom buses and a horde of support vehicles at taxpayer expe...

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Well Mother Nature Has Finally Caught Up With Lindsay Lohan - "LiLo" Now Looks Like Faye Dunaway

Funny story: Well Mother Nature Has Finally Caught Up With Lindsay Lohan - "LiLo" Now Looks Like Faye Dunaway

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - After years of carrying on in an abusive environment Mother Nature has finally caught up with the poor, little, rich, troubled starlet known as Lindsay Lohan. Lohan who has spent the past few years crossing the lines of what is l...

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The number of 'Strictly' shows to be expanded

Funny story: The number of 'Strictly' shows to be expanded

After the latest viewing figures for Strictly Come Dancing show that this form of reality television remains as inexplicably popular as ever, the BBC intend to expand the stable. "For example, in late Autumn we're going to be showing Strictly No P...

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Stephen Hawking becomes the voice of Intelligent Design

Funny story: Stephen Hawking becomes the voice of Intelligent Design

Professor Stephen Hawking has agreed to become the voice of Intelligent Design yesterday. Speaking through a computerised voice box, Hawking was enthusiastic about what ID stands for. "Intelligent Design has so much going for it," said Hawking.

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Having a Continental Girlfriend

Funny story: Having a Continental Girlfriend

You entered that classy late bar where all the Erasmus students drink cider and discuss Descartes. You told yourself that you were building bridges and preparing for life as a diplomat. 'Sure, we're all Europeans now' you shrugged in that non-committal European way. You tried to engage your fellow Europeans in friendly conversation but your friends tell you later that you actually sauntere...

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The Feeding of the 5000 explained

Funny story: The Feeding of the 5000 explained

Theological Biblical Students at Wakefield Primary School believe that the story of the Feeding of the Five Thousand in the Bible is an example of the world's first Flash Mob. "Basically," said Naomi Jefferson, "we think that Jesus put some sort o...

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Germany celebrates 50 years after the wall by building a new one!

Funny story: Germany celebrates 50 years after the wall by building a new one!

Germany is celebrating 50 years after the tumbling down of the wall (not the Pink Floyd one) and many Germans are very happy with the German government's celebration plans, they are going to build a new one! It seems that the tumbling of the wall...

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Churches install Credit Card readers into collection plates

Funny story: Churches install Credit Card readers into collection plates

Many Churches around the world have seen a decline in tithing in their congregations since members are not carrying cash as often. The churches decided last week to install credit card readers into the collection plates because most people carry...

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People Of Iowa Try To Kill Off Republican Candidates Before Primaries Even Starts

Funny story: People Of Iowa Try To Kill Off Republican Candidates Before Primaries Even Starts

The people of Iowa are trying to kill off the current crop of Republican delegates before they even made it to the primaries. Appearing at various gatherings throughout the state to peddle their political wares, the ranting Righties were assaulted by...

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Irish presidential election now open to all former Eurovision contestants

DUBLIN, Ireland - A representative of the Irish government announced yesterday that all former Irish representatives at the Eurovision Song Contest would be eligible to stand for the upcoming presidential election. This marks a notable change to the...

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Romney to take both Bachmann and Palin for VP

Funny story: Romney to take both Bachmann and Palin for VP

Boston Even though the convention is a year away, with the campaign not even really started, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney feels so confident in the outcome that he's announcing his running mates already: Michele Bachmann and Sarah Pa...

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Couch potatoes life expectancy measured

Funny story: Couch potatoes life expectancy measured

It's taken twenty-five years to complete the study, but the latest research from Evesham Sports College indicates that for every hour spent watching TV, life expectancy is reduced by twenty-two minutes. "This means," said Teri Vizien, who headed u...

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Two Found Dead In Bangkok Apartment

Funny story: Two Found Dead In Bangkok Apartment

Police in the Thai capital of Bangkok say that the discovery last week of two bodies in an Englishman's apartment in the city are of 'absolutely no interest whatsoever' to them, as the corpses are those of two mosquitoes. Moys Kenwood, 49, origina...

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Coalition for Barefoot Politicians blasts Congresswoman Shelley Berkley

Funny story: Coalition for Barefoot Politicians blasts Congresswoman Shelley Berkley

WASHINGTON - Faye Kerr, president of Coalition for Barefoot Politicians, issued a statement blasting Congresswoman Shelley Berkley for shoe shopping. "As president of Coalition for Barefoot Politicians, I find Congresswoman Berkley's shoe shopping...

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Queens Park Rangers To Charge For Bog Roll Next

Funny story: Queens Park Rangers To Charge For Bog Roll Next

Queens Park Rangers, the football club with billionaire owners, has announced in the last half hour that it plans to charge for the use of toilet roll on matchdays from now on. Rangers, who lost their opening day fixture against Bolton Wanderers 4...

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Fabio Capello To Blame For London Riots?

Funny story: Fabio Capello To Blame For London Riots?

A leaked memorandum from the Football Association has indicated that England coach Fabio Capello may have been at least partly to blame for last week's London Riots, which have now spread to other cities in the UK. The riots raged across the capit...

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Queens Park Rangers Fans Charged To Get Out Of Loftus Road

Funny story: Queens Park Rangers Fans Charged To Get Out Of Loftus Road

Queens Park Rangers fans, already aggrieved with vastly-increased season ticket prices before the start of their Premier League campaign, were hit with a new insult on Saturday, as they were forced to pay £2 to get out of Loftus Road during their 4-0...

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Kate Gosselin Is Devastated At The News That Her Show 'Kate Plus 8' Has Been Cancelled

Funny story: Kate Gosselin Is Devastated At The News That Her Show 'Kate Plus 8' Has Been Cancelled

READING, Pennsylvania - One minute Kate Gosselin is riding high with a hit cable show, a nice looking hairdo, and a budding relationship with a rock and roll icon and the next she gets knocked to the nasty ground on her good looking butt. Kate has...

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Jennifer Aniston's New Nude Workout Video Is Flying Off The Shelves

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston's New Nude Workout Video Is Flying Off The Shelves

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston reports that she hasn't been as happy as she is now since back when she was still strutting her stuff as Mrs. Brad Pitt. The 42-year-old actress who many say is much better looking than Angelina Jolie, who stole...

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