Moammar Ghaddafi and Condoleeza Rice have been discovered nestled in each other's embrace on the Isle Of Capri. The discovery was made accidentally when two Italian carabinieri were called to the romantic island to investigate reports about a Libyan refugee's three camels fouling the town's main square.
As the befuddled carabinieri began exclaiming, "Che cazz'", the turbaned suspect began punching the carabinieri. At that point, a woman raced out of the tent and began mauling the police.
"Don't touch my man, you beasts," she screamed!
After a short burst from the infamous Sicilian Taser, the carabineri bent over to frisk the limp bodies. Examination of their passports revealed the man to be Moammar Ghaddafi and the woman to be Condoleeza Rice, former National Security Advisor to President Bush.
At that point the bodies were hauled off in hancuffs to be further interrogated by the Berlusconi Secret Police.
As Mr. Ghaddafi was being loaded into the police van, he regained function and was heard to say, "I must not to be going to jail. I must to be going to 7-11 for new job for Slurpee to be making."
