Charlie Sheen and Heidi Montag Caught In An "A-Ha Moment" On Catalina Island
CATALINA ISLAND - Charlie Sheen recently said that he no longer misses his two former goddesses Natalie Kenly and Rachel Oberlin and that he has burned all of the clothes items, shoes, and padded bras that they both left behind. He says that he re...
Read full story"Martin Shuttlecock Is Innocent!" Shouts Demonstrator
Strange occurrences this evening in a back garden on Britain's south coast, as a man, apparently somewhat intoxicated, and all covered in nasty stuff, staged a one man demonstration in his back garden. Spoof writer, Skoob1999, yelled over his back...
Read full storyObama Makes Deal With Extraterrestials To Destroy United States
BELOW THE BELTWAY REPORT: In a press briefing today at Martha's Vineyard where the President and his family are vacationing for the next 10 days, Barack Obama announced that before leaving Washington he had made a last minute deal with extraterrestr...
Read full storyMSNBC announces pending departure of star host
Unassociated press just learned MSNBC star and DNC unofficial spokeswoman Rachel Maddow is leaving her lowly rated "news" show for a chance at Hollywood fame. Rachel Maddow, the host with the most on MSNBC, told fans last night that this week's ep...
Read full storyThe Special one, Jose Mourinho, "pokes" fun at FC Barcelona!
During the altercation between half of FC Barcelona and the other half of Real Madrid, Jose Mourinho, Madrid's trainer was caught on camera poking fun at Barcelona, literally! He raised his middle finger and then poked it straight into the eyes of...
Read full storyLesser Known Michele Bachmann History Flubs
Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann seems to have trouble remembering her history. The mistakes she makes on the campaign trail are almost becoming an everyday occurrence. While many of her well known mistakes have gone viral, I have compiled some of her lesser known flubs below. June 27, 2011: Said she finds inspiration in the way Colonel Sanders led the Spanish invasion of Norm...
Read full storyLocal Man Ripped To Bits On Rival Satirical Website By Ex-Schoolteacher
Writers on popular satirical website, The Spoof were up in arms today, as an article on a rival website surfaced, ripping moderately popular local man and occasional The Spoof contributor, Martin Shuttlecock to bits, in a bitingly satirical article,...
Read full storyMedia Attack BBC's Refusal to Provide Cocaine for 5 Live Staff Party - Radio 1 Rally to Help
Party pooper, state funded TV company the BBC, has refused to provide any drugs for a big send off party they are organising for their live news and sports station, Radio 5 Live. Thousands of staff at the radio station are being deported, along with...
Read full storyFlashing lights on fruit machines are coded messages
Mathematicians at Cambridge have cracked the secret code behind the flashing lights on Fruit Machines in pubs up and down the country, and the news is not good. "To put it simply," said Nick Harvey, head of Prime Numbers at Cambridge, "the iterati...
Read full storyAngelina Jolie Has Confirmed That She Will Adopt a British Child - Riots Break Out in Third World
Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has surprised the world after agreeing to add a British child to her rainbow nation family. She began collecting poor children as souvenirs on her film projects, after she worked on Tomb Raider and fell in love with t...
Read full storyAll Aboard!
I got on board the AMTRAK train to New York at New Carrollton as I normally do. Walking down the aisle wheeling my carry-on luggage with one hand and holding my coffee and blueberry Danish in the other, I spotted my old friend Joe. Even though he was wearing Ray Ban sunglasses, there was no mistaking his big, broad smile. Joe and I had spent many hours together on AMTRAK - Joe going to Delaware...
Read full storyBrad Pitt Says Angelina Jolie Has It All - Class, Sass, and A Great Looking Ass!
ENSENADA, Mexico - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie left their half dozen kids with six nannies at their mansion in Provence, France and flew to Ensenada, Mexico for a much needed vacation. The couple stayed at Eva Longoria's La Happy Hacienda Hotel w...
Read full storyDogs Like Watching Digital Television!
Vets are warning that many people are bringing pet dogs along to their surgeries presenting a problem of fixed, staring eyes. They say the problem is being caused by Britain's change from analogue to digital television. They say the flicker rate...
Read full storyHideous over-embellished outfit and manic hair-flicking as Kate Middleton 'comforts' traumatised Brum
Birmingham - The latest rash of Palace riot tourism hit Birmingham today with the arrival of royal eyesores William and Kate. Bewildered locals were subjected to an hour of Middleton's relentless hair-flicking as the grief-gawping walkabout procee...
Read full storyChiswick invaded by Daleks
Geek Porn films are proud to announce a strictly limited event celebrating the Dalek invasion of Turnham Green. A private screening of a rare and controversial film will be shown at The Doctor Who Convention which takes place at the Gerorge 1V com...
Read full storyNew-er Moon!
Science buffs are getting angry with the amount of contradictory twaddle being peddled from bemused so-called scientists these days. In the space of a few weeks we have been told that our moon was formed by the collision of two smaller moons mirac...
Read full storyTiger Woods searches for new caddie with good assets
AKRON, Ohio--Tiger Woods has fueled yet another media firestorm, and this time it centers on his firing of longtime caddie Steve Williams. The question on all golf-minded minds: whom will Tiger choose to replace Williams? Although some believe Tig...
Read full storyModified ecstasy could stop inner city bloodshed
Modified ecstasy could one day have a role to play in fighting most forms of the inner city bloodshed currently blighting the lives of law abiding members of society across the UK, according to a controversial drugs advisory body. A commentator sa...
Read full storyMcCain to produce 'brain' chips
Food manufacturer McCain have confirmed their intention to begin mass producing chips made of brain matter, which they say will replicate all the qualities consumers have become accustomed to in the potato versions, other than being slightly more tem...
Read full storyKat Von D's Show 'LA Ink' Gets Cancelled But She Gets Back Together With Jesse James
WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of America's most tattooed women has admitted that this summer has been one hell of an emotional roller coaster ride for her. Kat Von D, 29, recently spoke with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine at a local Gunfight...
Read full storyChristina Aguilera Puts Out A Poster Wearing A Very Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit To Raise Money For Nadya Suleman AKA OctoMom
MALIBU BEACH - The beach that is the home to the stars was recently the setting for a photo shoot involving Christina Aguilera. Christina had recently heard about the sad financial situation that Nadya Suleman AKA OctoMom was in and she wanted to...
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