UN Investigation Concludes: 'Israel Fought In A War'

Funny story written by P Z

Sunday, 10 May 2009

The UN has completed a report accusing Israel of going to war with Hamas in Gaza.

"We have irrefutable evidence that Israel did fight in a war in Gaza", a UN spokesman said.

The report accuses Israel of using weapons in the war, including bombs, guns, and Zionist Robots, all with the deliberate intention of killing Hamas members.

"We find this behaviour unacceptable from Israel" the spokesman said. "No other country in the world would use weapons when trying to kill its enemy."

The report claims that Israel caused damage to its enemies' weapons and weapon factories and warehouses, and suggests Israel reimburse Hamas with some of its own, more advanced weapons.

In addition, the UN demands that the next time Israel wants to defend itself against those who want to harm its citizens, it must ask permission from the UN, who will confiscate Israel's weapons until the UN sees fit to return them.

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