Brassiere vendors across the globe have renounced a recently instituted practice of charging women buying bras by the weight of their bosoms.
During the short duration of the weighing of the boobies, lingerie companies have been raking in the profits. Not only has it proved beneficial to the bottom line but a whole new profession of titty estimators has helped with the recessionary decline in employment.
Despite the lucrative effects and the stimulus to the job market, women's underwear manufacturers feared lawsuits being brought by London law firm Melons Areolas. Bra magnate, Boulder Holder explained that his company and many other brassiere manufacturers just could not afford a big loss against the legal eagles at Melons:
"That firm's got some pair of Melons and Areolas is no slouch either."
