New York, NY - (OMFG! Mess): "Print that pile of rotten, stinking, fetid garbage and we'll sue!"
That was the gist of a statement issued by lawyers representing the estate of Kazakh supermodel Ruslana Korshunova after an interview request by Dave Skank, New York editor of LA FagHagSlagMag celeb newspaper.
Korshunova, 20, died on Saturday after a mystery death-leap 'suicide' from a ninth floor Manhattan apartment block which is baffling NYPD investigators.
Some 'lowlife downtown sources' - possibly Skank himself - have claimed the stunning and successful supermodel 'may have been connected to a crime ring' that saw the arrest last Tuesday in New York of Hollywood actress Anne Hathaway's Italian boyfriend Raffaello Follieri.
Follieri has been charged with fraud, conspiracy and money-laundering in a FBI probe into an international property scandal.
This centers on the sell-off of huge Vatican property portfolios to finance litigation settlements regarding decades of child sex molestor cases involving the church.
Bona fide US news sources have listed many famous public figures in connection to Follieri's scam.
These include ex-US President Bill Clinton, his pal Ronald Burkle - a California-based billionaire investor, former White House intern Doug Band and close personal Clinton aide, GOP White House contender John McCain, frock designer Oscar de la Rent-Boy, a senior Vatican cardinal in charge of property investment and a number of 'monsignors' involved financial strategy and sex cover-ups.
Follieri (from the Italian folie, meaning stupid) is trying hard to rustle up the $21 million in cash that a New York judge has set as bail and languishes in a NY slammer awaiting developments.
Meanwhile twenty year-old Korshunova lies in a downtown morgue, the baffling South Street Seaport death-plunge a total mystery following her return to NY from a highly successful and glamorous modelling assignment in Paris.
In Los Angeles today a spokesman for Ms Hathaway was staying schtum despite reports that "she had been on the verge of dumping Follieri anyway" .
Pals claim that the Devil Wears Prada actress was mightily pissed after discovering her boyfriend's penchant for dressing up in Vatican robes.
"These made him appear very well connected with P2 Lodge members who still run Vatican finances since the death of God's Banker Roberto Calvi in 1982," Skank opined today.
"I guess in my rotten, filthy conspiracy-brained mind he's just a relatively junior Pontifical pantie sniffer and minor Opus Dei stooge."
An autopsy for the Kazakh model has been set for early next week.
