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"Sure, I lost the Latino vote to Hillary in the primaries, but that doesn't mean I hold a grudge against my American friends of various Spanish origins." So said an angry Barack Obama when interviewd by John Williams of NBC News. "...
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In the wake of Amy Winehouse's latest "comeback triumph" at Glastonbury, ITV bosses have announced plans for a new series "Rehab Idol".
Read full storyBush reveals plan to eliminate poverty
U.S. President George W. Bush revealed today that he has maintained a secret agenda to wipe out poverty in the U.S. by systematically eliminating poor people.
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The Spoof has managed to obtain exclusive photos of the celebrity wedding of the year. It is believed to be the most expensive deal ever to be signed by a glossy magazine -but 'OK' publishers Northern and Shell may now decide not to pay Wayne...
Read full storyEbay Baby
Authorities in Bavaria, southern Germany, have taken a two year-old boy into care after his parents offered him for sale on eBay supposedly because they believed he was "pure evil".
Read full storyMan City Madness
Manchester City's billionaire owner Thaksin Shinawatra is changing the club's crest… to remind him of home in Thailand.
Read full storyRussians fear Tunguska UFO explosion centenary reprisals
London - (Extraterrestrial Mess): Up to six hundred and sixty-six Russian covert intelligence officers may be hiding behind the facade of a UK anonymous top secret safehouse located at No 10 Connaught Square, London W2, global HQ of the Blair Mindcra...
Read full storySome girls are bigger than others
Results of a Mori Poll claim that most British men prefer a 'Fat Fern' to a 'Fit Fern'.
Read full storyHow kind is your nurse?
Nurses are to be rated according to the levels of care and empathy they give to patients under a new initiative to raise standards in the NHS.
Read full storyRobert Mugabe wins gold in the 10,000 metres in the Harare Games
Robert Mugabe won the 10,000 metres gold medal today, in a gruelling race that had spectators gripped.
Read full storyWALL-E Enormous at the Box Office; Jolie's Jugs Come in 2nd
(La La Land, CA) - By turning on both children and adults, WALL-E sucked up nearly $63 million at the North American box office this past weekend. Telling the story of the last working sex toy/vacuum cleaner left on a barren and ref...
Read full storyAmy Winehouse Is Prince Charles' Daughter
London-- Buckingham Palace confirmed rumours that pop star Amy Winehouse is the illegitimate daughter of Prince Charles.
Read full storyKazakh supermodel's Manhattan death plunge: Vatican pimp's NYC moneylaundering arrest poser
New York, NY - (OMFG! Mess): "Print that pile of rotten, stinking, fetid garbage and we'll sue!"...
Read full storyMugabe Victorious - Tsvangirai Speechless
Harare - Robert Mugabe is pleased to announce that election results are now finalized and his We-Will-Cut-Your-Families'-Arms-Off-And-Shoot-You-Last Party is the clear winner.
Read full storyIndiana Jones's Younger Brother
Utah, June 2008: It was revealed today that Indiana Jones has a younger brother, named Casey. Both men have the title Doctor Jones.
Read full story"Brothas and Sistas...I'm Here For You" Claims Obama!
Barack Obama knows that, despite the fact that he's black (actually he's only 50%, as some say, Halfrican), he sorely needs massive support from the black voters to help him win the Presidency. In this stressful undertaking, he's been vis...
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