Big Brother Alex Actually A Really Nice Person
Alexandra de-Gale, the housemate dumped unceremoniously out of the Big Brother house last week, was last night interviewed on air by show host Davina McCall, and is actually a really nice person.
Read full storyAirlines Consider Extreme Fuel Saving Plans
Airline executives are beginning to consider extreme measures to reduce the effects of spiraling fuel costs, according to Chin Tuh Phat the new CEO of China Aero (formerly American airlines, Delta, and Jet Blue).
Read full storySteve Wright Becomes Buddhist Monk, Takes Order Of Silence
In a move that will disappoint millions of Radio 2 listeners in the UK and beyond, extremely popular broadcaster and DJ Steve Wright has announced he is leaving the station and hanging up his microphone for good, choosing instead to...
Read full storyAllah faces virgin shortage
With the promise of 72 virgins for each Martyr to Islam, the god, Allah, has seemingly got his sums mixed up. It is rumoured that at such a rate, the amount of pure and chaste ladies in stock will run out by...
Read full storyPregnancy Pact "Fast Times" at Gloucester High causes "The Perfect Storm" of controversy
Gloucester, Massachusetts - Once known for the small Catholic coastal town that lost a commercial fishing boat crew to a perfect storm, Gloucester, Massachusetts, will now forever be known for the birthplace of the pregnancy pact.
Read full storyHull City-Premier League Bell Ring- Decision Imminent
Hull City Football Club, new entrants to this year's premiership have recently announced their intention to have a bell ringing ceremony on the opening day of the new football season.
Read full storyHenman comeback confirmed
Tennis legend Tim Henman has confirmed the worst kept secret in Tennis by announcing that he will make an emotional comeback for this years Wimbledon Championships.
Read full storyMartha Stewart: Threat to the British Empire
(London, England) - The British Borders Agency, saying only that "we continue to oppose the entry to the UK of individuals where we believe their presence in the United Kingdom is not conducive to the public," today banned style guru and st...
Read full story"Summer Breeze" Rated Most Difficult Song to Stop Thinking About
The 1970s Seals and Crofts pop standard, "Summer Breeze," is now, thanks to piped in music, the song most people are trying to "get out of their heads."...
Read full storyClare Balding voted racing's sycophant of the week
Royal Ascot - (Whoresracing Mess): Thoroughbred arse-licking found a new rancid crevice this week after TV sports presenter Clare Balding was voted into sycophancy's winners' enclosure for her unashamed etoilation of Dubai's Shaikh Mohamm...
Read full storyNow and Then: Man Beheaded, Thrown Against Wall in Bizarre Ink Factory Accident
June 21, 2308 DalWorth, New Texas - Ink factory employees watched in horror as a fellow worker was sucked into an iron-crushing machine then ejected onto a wall almost one hundred feet away.
Read full storyPregnant Schoolgirls Entered Into Pact With Principal - Suggestion
Seventeen teenage schoolfriends who all fell pregnant at the same time, may have entered into a pact with the school's principal, it has been suggested.
Read full storyTurkey Shock As No Turkeys Found In Turkey
(Vienna, New Germany) Fans of the victorious Turkish football team were in shock and awe this morning when it was announced in the capital, Istanbul, that not a single turkey could be found in the country.
Read full storyMcClaren Gets job In Football Shock
Steve McClaren the one time Hull City midfield legend and failed England football manager, has shocked the world of football as well as those close to him, by being appointed manager of Dutch side FC Twente.
Read full storyTainted TheSpoof.com Story Toll Now 552
FRIDAY, June 20 (HealthDay News) -- The victim count in the tainted TheSpoof.com outbreak leaped to 552 Friday even as U.S health officials announced that the salmonella contaminant did indeed come from a computer in Florida or New Mexico.
Read full storyOnward Democratic Soldiers
Ford Ord CA, January 21, 2009: Under direction of the Democratic Commander in Chief, via Executive Order 1, a new US Army Drill Team has been formed.
Read full storyAdam Smith's "Invisible Hand of God" Gives American Investors "The Finger"
WALL STREET, USA - Although the current global economic crisis has effected investors and economies around the world, the epicenter of this financial crisis is in the US...the world's only Super-Power, and the World's Greates...
Read full storyBillions Die When TheSpoof.com Goes Offline For Hours
London--Nearly six-billion people died horribly from excruciating boredom when TheSpoof.com went offline for several hours June 21, 2008. It was the worst calamity to ever strike mankind. The monstrous tragedy was unexpected and it will take thousand...
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