London--Nearly six-billion people died horribly from excruciating boredom when TheSpoof.com went offline for several hours June 21, 2008. It was the worst calamity to ever strike mankind. The monstrous tragedy was unexpected and it will take thousands of years for mankind to recover.
The reason is unknown at this time. It may have been a Bilderberger plot to wipe out useless eaters. Some think the Illuminati may have cleverly inserted a virus into the beloved web site.
When the site went offline it triggered a horrific cascade of events that led to so much destruction. People froze at their computer screens unable to look away. The higher brain functions shriveled in extreme ennui. This caused violent epileptic seizures to occur and people literally bounced off the walls until they dropped dead.
The sites owner--a Mr. Mark Lowton--was arrested and charged with crimes against humanity. His name will now go down in history with the likes of Genghis Khan, Adolf Hitler and Rosie O'Donnell!
