June 21, 2308 DalWorth, New Texas - Ink factory employees watched in horror as a fellow worker was sucked into an iron-crushing machine then ejected onto a wall almost one hundred feet away.
Jason Berry was clearing a jam in the machine when co-worker Hanson Gretts prematurely restarted the contraption. The instrument that pounds chunks of iron into mush immediately and forcibly ejected Berry.
By some bizarre comportment, the chompers of the machine missed most of Berry's body as the accident resulted in decapitating him and dismembering his hands and feet from his body. His head and body were ejected and slammed against a wall; his hands were found gripping his feet beneath the machine.
OSHA is currently investigating the scene. Officials are focusing on the historical safety violations of this company as this marks the second incident at the upper-mid-downtown factory this year. A similar machine consumed another employee a few months ago. Ironically, that employee was thrown against the same wall although authorities admit the incident is much more difficult to scrutinize now as he was harmed by an invisible ink mechanism, leaving no recordable trace of the mishap.
Berry's hands and feet were immediately reattached by paramedics on the scene before the victim was hospitalized. DocBots report that Jason Berry now suffers only a minor beheading. Currently, he is in stable condition. Berry will, however, wear a full-body tattoo as a constant reminder of the accident.
