Onward Democratic Soldiers

Funny story written by Philbert of Macadamia

Saturday, 21 June 2008

image for Onward Democratic Soldiers

Ford Ord CA, January 21, 2009: Under direction of the Democratic Commander in Chief, via Executive Order 1, a new US Army Drill Team has been formed.

The soldiers, members of the 1st Democratic Regiment are all volunteers, and hail from the states of MA, MD, NY and CA. Their uniforms are blue in color. A new manual of close order drill is to be written and perfected, that contains no right order commands. Forward march, to the rear march, left face, to the left march, parade rest and attention are all acceptable commands.

If successful this concept will be migrated to all units of the other military services as doctrine. (The US Air Force and US Navy already have blue uniforms, but the US Marine Corps do not.) Defense analysts at the Pentagon have been grumbling that this concept will not work. They say that "infantry deployments, tank battles, air combat and surface/subsurface warfare engagements cannot be conducted without right maneuvers."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more