Failed 1944 plot to assassinate Hitler bombs again in Berlin
Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg rose from the dead Saturday to pay his admission fee for the opening of Berlin's Madame Tussauds museum and visit the controversial waxwork figure of Adolf Hitler sulking in his Führerbunker beneath the...
Read full storyDoctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots
David Tennant, the star of Doctor Who, is to leave the show and return to the scene where he first made his mark in showbusiness - the Porn Industry. Tennant, who has played the Doctor for three series, was seen injured by a single shot from a Dal...
Read full storyTheSpoof.com to Meet OPEC Over Crude Crisis
Mark Lowton says that TheSpoof.com is prepared to meet with Saudi oil officials and OPEC to discuss ways to address the worldwide spike in crude prices.
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Today, in Washington BS, Americans decided to abolish its monarchy. Speaking from Buckingwhite Palacehouse, King George Bush IV said: 'My fellow Abyssinians, for centuries Abyssinia has been ruled by the King Bushes, Clintons and Kennedys, now it...
Read full storyWheels Discovered on Vehicle in Liverpool!
Police were last night stunned after attending an incident in the outskirts of Liverpool where a vehicle was found to have all of its wheels on.
Read full storyIdentical Twins No Longer Share Similarities
From Merseyside comes the incredible story of the Bumble twins, Barry and Terry, who were identical in every way until they reached their 21st birthday - a fateful day when everything changed...
Read full storyCrude Borat Obama jibe rattles Kazakhstan
Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): US presidential wannabe Barack Obama is said to be livid after top secret oil talks with the Kazakhstan government were ridiculed as a crude attempt to manipulate his waning domestic popularity.
Read full storyBig Brother Jennifer Evicted - Rex Trashes Her Painting
Jennifer Clark, the Big Brother housemate, was evicted from the show last night, and, as she left the house, Rex took her painting and smashed it over the head of Luke, the limp-wristed wrestling com...
Read full storyWaxwork Pupppet Monarch beheaded in Berlin
Berlin - (Oswald Mosely Mess): A wax figure of Hitler's daughter dressed in full ceremonial regalia of the Order of the Gutter has been found decapitated at Madame Tussaud's newly opened Berlin branch.
Read full storyRadioactive cookery masterclass poisoning of UK top spook
London - (God's Wanker Mess): A toxic whoremonger is the prime suspect behind an Alexander Litvinenko-syle radioactive cookery masterclass after the UK top spook Alex Allan was rushed to hospital.
Read full storyChurch Bans Sexual Intercourse
Amidst growing concerns that Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) are on a rise, the Vatican has decided to do away with sexual intercourse itself. This new directive shall ensure that the previous directives banning contraception remain in place.
Read full storyBenefits of Red Wine
A new study was released this week; giving more evidence as to the benefits of moderate Wine drinking. The Institute of North American Winos, headquarter in Harlem New York, published its results online.
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LOS ANGELES - Today I caught up with one of the newest teen hearthrobs Nick Jonas, of the Jonas Brothers.
Read full storyNelena Caught!
ORLANDO - Today in Orlando, at the Disney Channel Games finale, Selena Gomez and Jonas Brothers' Nick Jonas were found in an embrace. I kid you not!...
Read full storyDog Barks "Obama"
Pigeon Forge Tennessee - Local dog trainer Cooter Stevens has trained his prize Dalmatian Retriever show dog McCain to bark "Obama".
Read full storyHuge Oil Reserves Discovered Deep off New Zealand's South Eastern Coast
In the 1970s New Zealand Comic and song writer Fred Dag often spoke about a Government Level conspiracy to Hoard Oil Reserves in Huge Rubber Bladders.
Read full storyYour Horoscope: Gemini
Your Horoscope with special guest astrologer Burt Bacharach...
Read full storyNZ PM Helen Clarke Sues over Bad Teeth
New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clarke is suing an American novelty teeth supplier for breach of Patent and Forgery.
Read full storyFootball Hooligan Books Greatest Spoofs Ever
Some of the greatest spoof novels in the world are the globally famous, printed in many languages, books of the football hooligan genre.
Read full storyWatermelon is the poor man's Viagra turning your ED Wilbur Willie into Mr. Ed
Washington, DC - Convinced that a man having to suffer ED was just as unbearable and unnecessary as a child having to suffer from ADD, a small group of scientists dedicated themselves to finding a cheaper and equally effective alternative to the chem...
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