Waxwork Pupppet Monarch beheaded in Berlin

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Saturday, 5 July 2008

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Berlin - (Oswald Mosely Mess): A wax figure of Hitler's daughter dressed in full ceremonial regalia of the Order of the Gutter has been found decapitated at Madame Tussaud's newly opened Berlin branch.

"Ve sink she had it comink," an exhibition source said today after police enquiries drew a blank about the 'atrocity'.

Exhibiting the Puppet Monarch in all her fetid Nazi glory was always a bit of a gamble for the museum whose other Third Reich figurines have been torched in the past for not being lifelike enough for local tastes.

Curator Adolf Joseph-Fritzl said today that the original decision to include the monstrous old hag had been taken after NATO advice that the exhibition's portrayal of German hhystery would be highly misleading without her presence.

A new Joseph Ratzinger remould in the Hitler's Pope section may now be shelved from the museum's displays.

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