7 Things, Nick's Feelings

Funny story written by Jane Smith

Saturday, 5 July 2008

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LOS ANGELES - Today I caught up with one of the newest teen hearthrobs Nick Jonas, of the Jonas Brothers.

As I sat down with him, it was natural that the Miley topic would come up.

After I asked him if he thought 7 Things was abut him, he said, "DUH! I mean not to be rude, but Miley holds grudges, and after I broke up with her in December she couldn't help herself. She's been sending me tons of things, like peices of the video, her handwritten original lyrics. It's a no brainer."

Then I ask him whether he's mad or not. "After watching the video I took action, and I am now currently dating Wizards of Waverly Place star, Selena Gomez. And what about her still loving him, you may ask. "I'm over Miley, she needs to move on. I have and it's her turn now." States Nick.

So all 7 Things feelings from Nick have been cleared up.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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