Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 5 July 2008

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That painting before it was framed on Luke's head

Jennifer Clark, the Big Brother housemate, was evicted from the show last night, and, as she left the house, Rex took her painting and smashed it over the head of Luke, the limp-wristed wrestling commentator.

'Jen', who had a lobotomy just before she entered the house, received nearly 90% of the public vote in a run-off with Rex, the man who, last week, 'improved' one of Jen's paintings, which upset Jen 'no end'.

The painting, depicting a love scene involving Jennifer and two other housemates, Rachel and Dale, was defaced by Rex last week, sparking an argument that ended with Dennis spitting in Mohamed's face. During that incident, Rex apologised, but he let his true felings show last night as Jen was evicted.

As Jen opened the door to leave, Rex called out:

"Watch this!" as he planted the terrible painting over gay Luke's head, laughing. The scene was edited out of the version viewed by the public, but the Spoof has gained exclusive footage which can be viewed here:

www.channel4bigbrothershitpaintingplantedonpuffshead/167img/c4/bb.com

Jennifer said she has "genuine feelings for Dale", and will wait for him to be evicted so that the pair can see each other outside the Big Brother house.

Meanwhile, Dale was eyeing-up two new housemates Maysoon and Sara, to decide whose knickers it would be easiest to get into.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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