Zac Efron Comes Out of the Closet
When Zac Efron heard about Heath Ledger's death, he was practically in tears. "I really looked up to him, not only as an actor, but as a man," the High School Musical star admits.
Read full storyMiley's Revenge for Nick
The rumors of a relationship between Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus have been confirmed, and we finally know why they have been keeping it a secret all this time.
Read full storyRogue trader sacked for not having greed as motive
Bosses at French Bank Societe Generale said they are perplexed by rogue trader, Jerome Kerviel, who they understand was not perpetrating the major fraud for personal gain.
Read full storyPosh Spice to be "M" in new Bond film
The producers of the new James Bond film have announced that the character of "M" - Bond's boss - will be played by footballer's wife and pub singer, Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham.
Read full storySupermarket Sweep to be shot in Gaza Strip
Dale Winton has announced that he is to present a special episode of his quiz show Supermarket Sweep from the Gaza Strip.
Read full storyCollege hoops droop without Dick, season canceled
The remainder of the 2007-08 college basketball season was canceled on Saturday after a committee of coaches, players, fans and NCAA officials deemed sportscaster Dick Vitale's absence due to recent throat surgery too much to overcome.
Read full storyDavos rocked by Kerviel's Putin links
Switzerland - (Zurich Gnome Mess): The annual Davos ecomonic forum has been rocked by reports that rogue SocGen trader Jerome Kerviel was in charge of managing Russian President Vladimir Sputum's burgeoning $20 billion retirement warchest.
Read full storyKieren Fallon race-fixing internet bookies scam linked to SocGen trader and Princess Diana's psychic medium
London - (Cyber-stalking Mess): Police investigating the Kieren Fallon horserace-fixing internet bookmakers' scam say that a pattern of wagers on losing favorites appears to be identical to financial bets made by SocGen trader Jerome Kerviel.
Read full storyCIA: Opus Dei bankrolling Scientology power hackers
Langley, West Va - (AssoCIAted Mess): Spooks at the President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) HQ of the CIA have said that rogue Scientology computer hackers have been bankrolled by Opus Dei to hack into power companies and blackmai...
Read full storyMuffled Cries As Tom Cruise Wraps Shrink
Muffled cries for help were heard early this morning and Paramedics were called to the Hollywood office of noted Psycholopgist,Dr L. Ron Hugebill where he was found wrapped in 'cling-film'.
Read full storyRon Paul Quits
Ron Paul, the Republican presidential candidate, announced today that he's withdrawing from the race. The announcement sparked a blizzard of news coverage far greater than any coverage of Paul's campaign efforts. Paul denied that he will run...
Read full storyRIAA prosecutes music "hoarder"
Ron Eveland, Daily Chronicle - It was a step to far; after keeping surveillance for 3 weeks on a "Mr. M", the RIAA (Recording Industry of America) instructed cops to arrest on "multiple copyright thefts".
Read full storyScotty finally proven
In a dramatic turn of events, a team at Oxford University have proven that "Scotty" from "Star Trek" was in fact Scottish. A DNA sample obtained late at night from his grave was tested and was found to contain large amounts of &qu...
Read full storyGordon Brown blamed for splitting UB40 after 30 years
Ali Campbell has dismissed talk of artistic differences being cause of his departure from veteran rock band UB40, and says it's all the fault of policy changes under New Labour.
Read full story'Abhishek firing blanks' says Aishwarya, blaming dodgy astrologers for pregnancy hopes
Bollywood - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Bollywood movie queen Aishwarya Rai has vented her fury on dodgy wedding astrologers who drew up her marriage chart nine months ago predicting superstud husband Abhishek Bachchan would impregnate her with twin girls...
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