Zac Efron comes out of closet
Young disney star Zac Efron (19) finally got out of the closet. After he locked him self up, his parents, priest and even the police tried in vain to get him out of there.
Read full storyPakistan seeks Scotland Yard's help in solving Bhutto death. Sherlock Holmes techniques to be used in resolving whodunit!
RAWALPINDI - PAKISTAN - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson and Inspector Lestrade arrived in Pakistan yesterday where they will head the investigation into Benazir Bhutto's sudden death.
Read full storyFlorists suspect Serial Killers!
With the growing trend of leaving bouquets at the scene, in tribute to fatalities, it has been discovered that some florists may be deliberately killing off people in order to boost sales.
Read full storyThe Liz and Phil Tapes
LANGLEY, Virginia -- A classified recording from the National Security Agency (NSA) has recently surfaced. It was made during the May 2007 visit by Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh to the United States. It has affectionately been dubbed the "The Liz and Phil" tapes.
Read full storyPakistan Govt. solves Bhutto murder. 'Car Wars' race caused driver of white Fiat Uno to collide with Bhutto's Toyota Land Cruiser then blow himself up. Hillary Clinton calls it 'vast right wing conspiracy'.
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Read full storyPregnant Nympho Jamie Lynn Spears set for 'Zoey 101' Return
Pregnant Zooey 101 "star", Jamie Lynn Spears is poised to return to the (s)hit show this Friday.
Read full storyMitt Romney Claims His Wives are Ready for White House
Salt Lake City, Utah (IPP) - Mitt Romney says his wives are ready for the big move to the White House. He has promised that he and his wives will not bring disgrace to the Oval Office.
Read full story40,000 tonnes Colombian cocaine at risk as cargo vessel runs aground in Dover Strait
English Channel - (Bad Ass mess): A Colombian container vessel carrying 40,000 tonnes of cocaine has hit a sandbank in the Dover Strait near the English Channel.
Read full storyJohn 3:16 Reads Differently on Distant Planet
Planet Htrae, Cancri 55 - The folks on planet Htrae were recently saved by the arrival of Jesus. He brought them the promise of non-eternal life. Eternal life after eons of time had created ecological problems and boredom for many on Htrae.
Read full storyJesus Visits Another Planet with Opposite Results
Planet Htrae, Cancri 55 System (IPP) - The radio telescope in Arecibo, Puerto Rico has intercepted radio signals from Exo-Planet Htrae in the Stellar system 55 Cancri located in the constellation of Cancer.
Read full story'Shagging Pete Doherty ain't adultery' Winehouse tells jailbird hubby
Montego Bay, Jamaica - (Bad Ass mess): A defiant Amy Winehouse spoke on the phone with her jailed husband today and denied that shagging Pete Doherty on her Ganja Tours Winter Sunshine break constituted adultery.
Read full storyPieces of 2007 Sold on Ebay
San Jose, Calfornia (IPP) - Pieces of 2007 are for sale on eBay. The 2007 items range in price from $109 on up. Some sellers are placing the items in the "Buy It Now" category for the benefit of impatient buyers who simply can not wait fo...
Read full storyBBC to 'sex up' The Sarah-Jane Adventures
The BBC has announced that after a 'full' version of The Sarah Jane Adventures airs, a specially-edited repeat will be shown that's "unsuitable for families and kids", will be broadcast late night on BBC3.
Read full storyFeuding Candidates Run Amok at Des Moines Zoo!
Des Moines IA - Late Tueseday night turned out to be a wild won at the Des Moine Zoo and Botanical Gardens. What was to be a final debate amongst democratic candidates turned into a brawl that resulted in several injuries to candidates and primates a...
Read full storyZac doesnt wear boxers in the morning
A High School Musical co-star commented earlier today on how fellow actor Zac Efron wears no underwear in the morning. This statement clearly did not sit well with long time girlfriend of Mr Efron - Vannessa Hudgens. Hudgens accused the unnamed fe...
Read full storyBhutto tragedy: Musharraf says his head hangs in shame
La-Whore: Pakistan's self-proclaimed President and Supreme Commander of All Things Pakistani, Pervez Musharraf today conceded defeat to the prying eyes of the "restless" media and accepted that he "should've done a better job&q...
Read full storyWho Needs a Ferrarri?
A polar bear and a penguin were walking along the snow dunes one day when the polar bear fell down a chasm. Try as he might, the poor polar bear couldn't get out. The penguin did everything he could think of, but he couldn't rescue his friend.
Read full storyMy Embarrassing Name
For more than 25 years I've been through sheer hell and I thought it very cruel of my parents to call me Norma, particularly having the surname Snockers. I can't think of anything more hurtful (except having the surname Snickers) and it was typical reflection of my dad's sense of humour. However, that turned out to be a storm in a D cup after I met a man who had been through the same p...
Read full storyGordon Brown Failed to Suck His Own Member in 2007
Gordon Brown finished 2007 looking like a man who spent a decade trying to reach his own private parts to suck them, only to discover he had to suck someone else's, George Bush's.
Read full storyBritney Spears Plans To Auctions Off Her Children On EBay
Yes, you heard it here first, Britney Spears is putting her children up for auction to the highest bidder on EBay.
Read full storyArmy Anxious About New Positions Available
January 2008 :: Ft. Monroe, VA - The U.S. Army, after fighting to get a seemingly decade-long recruiting monkey off of it's collective back, has light at the end of it's tunnel. The Army TRADOC (Training and Doctrine) Command...
Read full storyCyprus, Malta to abandon the euro
Nicosia, Cyprus - The year 2008 has been bringing many things. To the members for the so called "euro-zone", it brought two new members as Cyprus and Malta, two Mediterranean island countries and European Union (EU) members adopted the euro...
Read full storyMurdock cancels 2008 Presidential Election - Appoints Paul President
Key staff members of Fox Television Stations, Inc. were summoned to the company's money laundering headquarters in Australia this week to be briefed by the telecasting giant's CEO, Ruppert Murdock, on his decision to cancel the 2008 Presidential election and just appoint Ron Paul President.
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