Des Moines IA - Late Tueseday night turned out to be a wild won at the Des Moine Zoo and Botanical Gardens. What was to be a final debate amongst democratic candidates turned into a brawl that resulted in several injuries to candidates and primates alike.
It all started when Hillary Clinton called on Barak Obama to confess to being a drug dealer. O'Bama said he would when Hillary removed her hair implants.
The situation then decayed as Clinton charged at O'Bama who sprinted jumped a rock wall into the Big Cat area, a mistake he later said he would never make again as President. Clinton also hurdled the wall, injuring a male lion with her high heels.
Other candidates took advantage of the melees to actually have the opportunity to speak, unfortunately, nobody was paying attention as O'Bama inadvertently left the gate open to the Big Cat area when he managed to escape.
Amazingly the only injury came when Ron Paul, who was visiting the zoo with grand children and totally unaware of the presence of the Democratic candidates, was mauled by Hillary Clinton.
His injuries were minor, but he is undergoing plastic surgery to remove teeth marks from his nose.
