Finally, the Truth about the New Hampshire Polls
It seems that an eon has passed since the pollsters and many of the pundits were bollixed by the results of the New Hampshire Primary. Before the primary, polls (and plenty of pundits) shouted that Obama would win-and probably by a significant amount.
Read full storyVanessa Hudgens rushes to Zac Efron's hospital bedside; Efron's emergency services delayed because of it
Hollywood, California - Although Zac Efron is okay now, fellow hospital patients say it was touch and go for a while there, as emergency services were delayed for a period upon his arrival at the hospital. According to hospital admission records, Zac...
Read full storyNow Tom Cruise wants Britney Spears to marry him and 'have his baby'
Amidst strong denials by Tom Cruise's camp that Katie Holmes gave birth to daughter Suri after being impregnated with sperm from Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, comes word that Tom Cruise has been scouting out Britney Spears.
Read full storyIt was Pakistani cricketer Imran Khan that Diana was screwing, says ex-wife Jemima
London - (Balls-up Mess): Jemima Goldsmith Khan, ex-wife of Pakistani cricketer Imran Khan, has waded into the Princess Diana controversy about which Mr Khan HRH was actually bonkers over.
Read full story"High School Musical 3" star, Zac Efron, hospitalized for emergency tummy tuck, hair implants and Mighty Whitey Picasso dental veneers
Hollywood, California - A day after the Disney announcement that Zac Efron would be rejoining is co-stars for the sequel "High School Musical 3", the 21-year-old entered into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for emergency plastic surgery. Efron...
Read full storyAl Qaeda to buy Northern Rock
Al Qaeda has announced that it has made an offer to buy the troubled bank Northern Rock.
Read full storyPregnant with twins? Britney Spears and new Pakistani beau caught shopping for pregnancy testing kits! Is Al-Qaeda renting Brit's womb to make more militants? I want to have 12 warrior sons says 'suicidal' Brit.
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Read full storyKeegan Sacked for Farting
Kevin Keegan was sensationally sacked as NUFC Manager tonight for farting in the foyer of St James's Park.
Read full storyBuckingham Palace dustmen: "The Night Diana Hid in a Wheelie Bin"
London - (Refuse Mess): Royal rubbish collection officials have testified at Diana's inquest about the night the Princess had to hide in a Buck House wheelie bin after storming out of a state reception for Boris Yeltsin.
Read full storyLiverpool begins its reign as European Capital of Beatles 2008
Liverpool began its tenure this week as the European Capital of Beatles, recognition of the city's diverse range of Beatles and contribution to the world of Beatles as a whole.
Read full storyHuckabee vows to take red pen to U.S. Constitution
Mike Huckabee rocked the presidential campaign recently when he said he would revise the United States Constitution to reflect "God's standards" instead of man's standards. The Republican front-runner said it would be a lot easier t...
Read full storyBush attacks Happy Hour
With stocks falling, oil prices rising, jobs being outsourced to other countries and relations with the roiling Middle East choppy at best, President George W. Bush announced a full-scale plan to cut back Happy Hour by six minutes in the United State...
Read full storyBush Gifts Trans Jordan Prince
In keeping with Palestinian marriage traditions and to promote a lasting peace in the Gaza Strip and West Bank, President George Bush has given Condolezza Rice, the president's Secretary of State to Crown Prince Hussein Ibn Talal, of Trans Jordan...
Read full storyCandidate Huckabee Receives Kickback from Makers of Dr. Bukk Teeth
In a statement today by Republican candidate Mike "Huck Finn" Huckabee, he adamantly denied receiving monies from the makers of hillbilly teeth, the giant business conglomerate "Dr. Bukk Teeth" headquartered in Georgia.
Read full storyI've eaten everything - Attenborough
Internationally renowned animal lover and nature presenter David Attenborough has admitted he has eaten at least one of every animal that has appeared in his programmes.
Read full storyMichael Owen quits to take up horse racing
Newcastle and England star Michael Owen has quit football to take on Frankie Detori at the gallops.
Read full storyNew tattoo parlour for Royal Ascot racecourse
Ascot, Berks - (Ass Mess): Royal Ascot racecourse will open its new flagship tattoo parlour later this year at the start of the prestigious annual mid-June five-day meeting.
Read full storyPlutonium 210 row: Russians detain Neil Kinnock's son
Bloodyvostock - (Suspicious Mess): The Russian security service has arrested ex-UK Labour Leader Neil Kinnock's son Boris Vladimirovich Khruschev-Kinnock.
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