Mike Huckabee rocked the presidential campaign recently when he said he would revise the United States Constitution to reflect "God's standards" instead of man's standards. The Republican front-runner said it would be a lot easier to change words in the Constitution than change God's words.
Comments on Huckabee's plan from pundits and political observers around the country ranged from, "He's f***ing nuts" to "He said what?" to "And I thought Bush was crazy." Ironically, one of the few kind words spoken in Huckabee's defense came from President George Bush.
"I think Mike could be on to something there," said the president. "There aren't enough God words in the Constitution which leaves it too open to interrogation. In addition, I believe we should change our national symbol from the eagle to a crown of thorns with blood on the tips. I wear one sometimes at night. Hurts like hell."
In an exclusive, this reporter has obtained a rough draft of Huckabee's proposed changes to the Preamble to the Constitution.
Huckabee has also said that if elected president, he would consider revising the Bill of Rights, Lincoln's Gettysburg Address, and the lyrics to "Stairway to Heaven."
