Harry Potter Author J.K. Rowling Admits Professor Dumbledore is Gay
J.K Rowling admitted to a group of English children today that Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School, is gay. She outed the professor during a question and answer session with her young fans and readers and confirmed long speculated intern...
Read full storyOrionid Meteor Shower Occurs October 21st in Early Morning
Mount Palomar, California (IP) - The Orionid meteor shower will be visible in the early morning hours of October the 21st after the moon sets.
Read full storyScientist Claims US Presidents have Lower Levels of Intelligence than other World Leaders
One half of the team that first calculated that structure of DNA was the double helix, James Watson has created uproar by claiming that 'U.S. Presidents are genetically predisposed to having lower I.Q's than Leaders from...
Read full storyHillary Clinton to run for Pope
Hillary Rodham Clinton, the junior United States Senator from New York, and a candidate for the Democratic nomination in the 2008 presidential election, has announced that if she is not elected President she will run for Pope.
Read full storyHannah Montana Rocks, Britney Spears Sucks and Madonna Blows
In an effort to get maximum points for a story on TheSpoof.com a writer has hired a statistician to do a detailed study of previous 'winners'.
Read full storyEllen's Ex-Dog to Host New Daytime Talk Show
Iggy, the pooch at the center of the Ellen Degeneres Woofergate scandal, has signed a three-year deal to host a new talk show on Fox, tentatively called "Dog Dishin'."...
Read full storyWhite House Uses Cockroaches to Lure Visitors
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Disturbed by the steep drop in visitors to the White House as the popularity of George Bush plummets, Republicans have thought up a novel way to bring the public to the home of the nation's leadership: a zoo where childr...
Read full storyHow to Succeed in the Workplace Without Really Trying
It's a common misperception that you can have a successful career without really trying, but this type of title sells a lot of books.
Read full storyVatican sees right side of Holocaust
Vatican Shitty - (Ass Mess): A new Vatican exhibition aims to dispel the traditional hell and damnation image of the Holocaust with a 'positive view' of the World War II atrocity.
Read full storyRowling's gay smear unleashes Curse of Dumbledore
New York - (Sordid Mess): Serial plagiarist JK Rowling has unleashed a humongous and irreversible Halloween hex with her gay Dumbledore smear.
Read full storyGlobal Warming Linked To Industry/Technology - North Korea
A group of North Korean scientists trying to assemble that country's first nuclear bomb, has discovered what it says is a link between industry and technology, and Global Warming, and has laid the blame squarely at the door of the US. The group, b...
Read full storyJohn Travolta Generates Electricty with his Knees
"Look Who's Talking" goon John Travolta is to generate electricity for his home town of New Jersey. The lard faced star discovered his unique ability while rubbing his knees together.
Read full storyPriests issued with Dildos
Following a spate of scandals the Catholic Church hierarchy has decreed that all priests, bishops and cardinals are to be issued with dildos.
Read full storyAwl Tyte
Awl Tyte was an embodiment of Nature's parsimony, i.e. storing extra glucose in tissues, causing obesity, rather than excreting it as waste material. It took him 40 years to save his meager income as a mint house worker to come up with a little fortune.
Read full storyTaliban Proves Courage by Attacking Women
711, Pakistan (IP) - The Taliban proved how brave they are by trying to bomb the female Pakistani prime minister.
Read full storyNASA will send troopers into space to monitor space shuttle astronauts
NASA announced today they would begin sending up troopers into space to patrol much the same way that the highway patrol monitors the nation's highways.
Read full storyJohn Terry To Continue To Wear Mask
John Terry, the Chelsea and England captain, has astonished officials at Stamford Bridge by announcing that he enjoys wearing his protective mask, and intends to keep it on even after his fa...
Read full storyBlackpool Rock Festival Confusion
In the second incident of its kind within the last week, (see: Merseyside Rock Festival), organisers reported confusion surrounding the opening o...
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