Homeless People Very Excited About NASA's 2 Billion Dollar Moon Rock Scooper
Washington DC - Two-thousand homeless people - men, women and children - clamored in front of the White House today to express their excitement for the funding the US government has given to NASA to equip their upcoming satellites with a new moon roc...
Read full storyMargaret Beckett: My life with the Tuareg will Bring Peace to The Middle East
AS Margaret Beckett heads East in her trusty Mondeo, towing her caravan, we salute the envoy that will bring peace to the Middle East. It her simple existence that is likely to strike a chord with the dispossessed and the brutalised of the region.
Read full storyTourette Syndrome still $#%&ing misunderstood
A spokeswoman for Tourette Syndrome International, a non-profit organization that educates the public about the disorder and raises funds for research, said at a press conference today that despite PR efforts, TS is $#%&ing misunderstood.
Read full storyMuslims Aren't Outraged
The entire nation was shocked to silence as a senior Islamic cleric announced that Muslims weren't outraged about a single thing today.
Read full storyFlying Cars A Reality By 2012
Forty years after it was first predicted on now defunct TV show, Tomorrow's World, The Spoof can reveal that we really will be going to work in flying cars and wearing tin foil suits.
Read full storyForiegn Page 3 Models on Standby as British Birds hit by Flu
The Bird Flu epidemic has caused panic and mayhem at the offices of the "Currant Bun" newspaper in London today.
Read full storyBlair Friend No Swinger
Swept up and arrested in the cash-for-peerage scandal, Prime Minister Tony Blair's once good and loyal friend, Lord Levy, announced: "I'm not going to swing for Tony Blair." The term "to swing" does not mean to suggest &qu...
Read full storySweet revenge as Nancy dupes Faria Alam into whoring
London - (ReUterus): The maxim 'she who laughs last laughs the loudest' has just came true for Nancy Dell'Ollio, belittled live-in lover of ex-England football coach Sven Goran Eriksson.
Read full storyMyspace Brain Credits for the Terminally Dumb
Myspace, the website for the brain dead, is to help its hopeless users by sending out Myspace Brain credits to people who manage to put two words together on a Myspace forum. These will be redeemable at Amaz...
Read full storyCrop circles appear on man's head after he passes out in Cornish field
Farm labourer, Bob Knobend, had the shock of his life when he awoke in a Cornish barley field, after a marathon three day drinking binge, to find that crop circles had been etched onto his head by visitors from a distant galaxy.
Read full storyFour Sing-along Songs -- Sing Out!
Here are some SING-ALONG SONGS. Just join RIGHT in! While they MIGHT be thought of as Christmassy OR New Yearsy, if the current FAILED administration could be "sent packing", it would seem like CHRISTMAS all year long, AND CERTAINLY WORTH LIFTING THE GLASS!...
Read full storyIn Car GPS - Everything's coming up Rosie
It's quite sad how frazzled we all get by technology. Often we're apprehensive at first, then we start to trust it, then we become reliant on it, then it sneaks up behind us and gives us a wedgie. If you've never experienced a wedgie, I can tell you it's uncomfortable.
Read full storyBig Brother Demands Court Order for Tapes
Bosses of Channel 4 have insisted that the Police, investigating the alleged Race Crimes' within the house during Celebrity Big Brother 2007, obtain a court order to get the unedited tapes.
Read full storyTom Cruise Comes Out Of The Closet
Tinseltown today went into overdrive after the shock announcement that Tom Cruise has finally come out of the closet.
Read full storyShilpa Shetty declared a fraud!
In what has turned out to be a dramatic twist of fate, it has been discovered that Celebrity Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty won the show by cheating.
Read full storyMcClaren Calls on Barton to Keep His Arse Out Of It
In a speech that made uniformed men cry, and provoked a flurry of telegrams from the Queen, Steve McClaren, tactical genius and supreme man motivator, called for England players to lay down their lives for their cou...
Read full storyInternet Marriages Increase By 400,000% In Four Years
Internet marriages, those that take place after two strangers have met and 'gone out' in cyberspace, are on the increase says a survey.
Read full storyHillary Clinton's presidential hopes damaged after expletive laden outburst on the Springer Show
Presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton, was fighting for her political life yesterday, after 'losing it' in front of the American public.
Read full storySuper Bowl hot air sends rocket to the moon
A group of independent researchers and scientists hypothesized that, if all the hot air generated by announcers, game experts and player analysts were bottled it could possibly launch a rocket to the moon.
Read full storyWhat would Jesus snort?
London - (Rotters): What would Jesus snort? That is the title of a new theological tome debating the number one perplexing issue dominating current church thinking as god squad groupies grapple with complexities of urban life that might tempt the L...
Read full storyKylie stuffed in London museum
London - (Rioters): Antipodean bimbo crooner Kylie Minogue is set to be stuffed and exhibited in London's Unnatural Hystery Museum as part of Australian Culture Week begining tomorrow.
Read full storyMarks & Spencer Subjected To Oxfam Takeover Bid
Charity organisation Oxfarm today made a move towards becoming a major player in the fashion world when it made a £145squillion takeover bid for Marks & Sparks.
Read full storyMcCain Welcomes Pit Bulls On Board Kiss My Ass Coach
First, the 'Straight Talk Express' became the 'Ass Kiss Local' but now McCain's done it again, rebranding his campaign wagon the 'Kiss My Ass Coach'. No one expected the new kow-towing Republican candidate to bend over so...
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