Flying Cars A Reality By 2012

Written by Duff

Monday, 5 February 2007

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"Vorsprung durch technic" Jeremy Clarkson on TV's Top Gear yesterday

Forty years after it was first predicted on now defunct TV show, Tomorrow's World, The Spoof can reveal that we really will be going to work in flying cars and wearing tin foil suits.

The government has announced that all roads are to be bulldozed away by 2012 thus making the car redundant.

Hooray Henrys with gas-guzzling 4x4's won't be able to use them either as there will be huge boulders dropped everywhere thus making their cars useless too.

Thierry Henry, mr va-va-voom told us:

"It may seem a bit drastic but doing this will make boffins come up with alternatives to the standard motor car and the flying car is an inevitability.

And let's face it; if you weren't wearing a silver suit when flying a space-car, then you'd be looking pretty damn silly wouldn't you?"

Raymond Baxter commented:

"Yes, yes! There it is. Concorde is airborne with Captain Brian Trubshaw at the controls!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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