The entire nation was shocked to silence as a senior Islamic cleric announced that Muslims weren't outraged about a single thing today.
In a national first, no single Muslim registered a feeling of oppression or uneasiness about the treatment of one of their brothers around the globe. There was not even a negative thought or even the slightest feeling of awkwardness or anxiety.
British Christians took to the streets in protest. One Christian, Dave Sandal said "This is unfair. Too long have we been tutted at and whispered about and thanks to Islamic militancy everyone had forgotten about us and was focusing on them...its not on, we deserve another chance".
Another Christian, Mrs Snootycow commented: "At one time, complaining in this country was solely the role of crusty old Christian biddies. When was the last time you saw one of them on the news? I think it's a disgrace!"
Scottish born Ibrahim Mamoud McTavish said "it's an odd feeling and has been building for a while. Muslims in the UK are running out of things to be outraged about. It used to be that wherever you looked there was something that you could kick off about - now its hard, we just have to keep trying."
It is expected that things will be back to normal tomorrow but for today there is confusion as Muslims from Lands End to John O Groats go about their day without expressing any outrage whatsoever.
