Foriegn Page 3 Models on Standby as British Birds hit by Flu

Written by Alan Goodfellow

Monday, 5 February 2007

The Bird Flu epidemic has caused panic and mayhem at the offices of the "Currant Bun" newspaper in London today.

The editor is reportedly seeking potential page 3 models from Australia and New Zealand as stand by, just in case their usual British birds become too ill to be photographed.

Action was taken after several readers noticed that a few of the models have been looking "a but rough recently".

It's unknown at this stage whether the newspaper is planning a mass slaughter, although we have had reports that nobody has seen or heard from Page 3 legend, turned pop star, turned Christian lesbian, Samantha Fox for a number of years.

More to follow on this story as the guess work increases...

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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